Kids: Training day

Training day

By Anonymous - 09/11/2011 21:52 - United States

Today, I thought it would be a good idea to let my 19-month-old son watch me pee, since I'm trying to potty train him. I didn't consider that he might try to grab my penis. When he did, I was startled and peed all over the floor and my son. Good job dad. FML

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By peepants - 04/06/2019 14:00

Today, I was in a public restroom with my one-year old. I had no idea he could reach the lock until he opened the door and ran out. In my haste to catch him, I not only peed all over my pants that were still around my ankles, I faceplanted on the nasty, moist bathroom floor. FML

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By doomeddaddy - 03/08/2011 16:46 - United States

Today, my son learned how to use the toilet for the first time. He was so excited he started peeing on the floor. FML

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By WOCOACH - 09/09/2009 19:33 - United States

Today, I woke up to my 8 month old son happy as can be. I could hear him laughing over the monitor. When I walked into the room, he had somehow got his diaper off and was holding onto his new found penis. He thought it was hysterical when it went off and shot urine everywhere. FML

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By diapersplease - 07/06/2015 01:17 - United States - Buffalo

Today, I found out my husband potty trained my stubborn three year-old son who prefers diapers. He managed this by peeing with him and "sword-fighting" with their urine streams. I now have to clean pee off the ground every time he urinates. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2009 07:03 - United States

Today, my toddler peed in his potty for the first time. He was so excited to show me that he flung the pot in the air dousing my face with his piss. Then he laughed. FML

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By TiredMommy - 20/04/2017 18:00 - United States - Southbridge

Today, my 2-year-old son figured out that if he takes his pull-up off and DOESN'T go on the potty, he can pee all over things. FML

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By subtweetqueen - 09/09/2016 04:18 - United States - Santa Clarita

Today, the 3-year-old I nanny wanted to prove to me that he was tall enough to pee standing up in front of the toilet. When he realized he actually was tall enough, he got excited and misdirected his stream, covering himself, his brother, and me in urine. FML

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By Overflow - 16/08/2009 21:05 - United States

Today, I was desperate to teach my 2-year old to use her potty. I had to pee, and thought maybe she would learn by watching me use it. Everything was going well, until I realized that I had a long pee. So long that it overfilled her potty all over. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2014 17:43 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, in an attempt to potty train my step-son, my boyfriend and I put underwear on him, hoping that when he peed himself, he would realize using the potty is the way to go. Instead, he peed while sitting on the couch, got up, took off the underwear, and then switched seats. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2023 17:00

Today, I've been potty training my son and almost all of his clothes have been peed on, but for some reason I thought it would be a good idea to do all the laundry together. When I was getting it out of the dryer, everything smelled like pee. FML

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Thursday 10 November 2011 8:49

Damn that sucks Dude but Face it.. Its just what kids Do!

SaraJun 5

Thursday 10 November 2011 8:58

lmao youre a dad named jasmine?

Comments

gatorsfan100 1

Sunday 13 November 2011 18:28

I'm prettyyy sure that's illegal haha:)

SenoraTaco 4

Sunday 13 November 2011 23:25

This was on FunnyJunk :D epic!

maggiewalters 17

Monday 14 November 2011 1:25

You are disgusting.

justinlee13 3

Monday 14 November 2011 11:33

who would let their son see their dad'd penis? i mean seriously... he grabbed it so... are you trying to turn him gay? haha

piwikiwi93 0

Tuesday 15 November 2011 13:21

Now you pee like a 19 month old kid. But I gotta say kudos for the idea

chrono420 3

Wednesday 16 November 2011 6:43

Hes 19 months old. Every kid that age will grab at anything strange or unknown. Keys, string, hair.....penises.... it would be like bringing your dog in to watch and him biting you right in the crotch. Also no way will he ever remember it lol. Even the most intelligent people only recall memory's from around 3 or 4 at best, i think mine was 5 or 6. At his age your still not getting object permanence, so yea your grabbing some weird looking thing at eye level shooting liquid out of the front for sure. hell i bet hes not even aware of his OWN package at this point.

chrono420 3

Wednesday 16 November 2011 6:51

At 1 1/2 you might have tiny faded fragments of a particularly impacting event such as almost drowning, but nothing you could clearly recall. To put it in perspective, dolphins have about a 5 year old humans intelligences, so you can imagine what we are like at 1 or 2.