Transportation: Trash

Trash

By GuiltByTenuousAssociation - 01/03/2010 13:17 - United States

Today, I parked and noticed a car that was identical to mine across from me. I thought it was an amusing coincidence until I came back to find both cars trashed. At least the vandal realized their mistake and left a note saying, "You deserve it for having the same car as that cheater, asshole!" FML

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You deserved it 2 848

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By mickstinator - 25/06/2009 15:37 - United States

Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML

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You deserved it 7 233

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By really?! - 22/03/2020 06:30

Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML

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You deserved it 145

By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 20:28 - United States

Today, I hit a parked car which was sticking out in the road and practically unavoidable. I left a note on the windshield saying, "You deserved to get hit - you park like an asshole." Later I realized that the paper I tore to write on was the back of my bank statement, name and address included. FML

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You deserved it 79 846

By jason - 24/04/2009 13:24 - United States

Today, I came home to find a car parked in my assigned space. Pissed off, I left a note on the car's windshield saying, "Hey Assface, thanks for parking in my spot. I spat on your door handle." It turns out it was my girlfriend's parent's car. They took us out to dinner. FML

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You deserved it 76 748

By Anonymous - 03/01/2015 21:16 - United States - Newark

Today, as I left the supermarket, I found someone had hit my car in the parking lot. There was a note tucked under the wipers. Insurance details? Nope. It just said "Sorry dude. I fucked up. Good luck with the car." Great. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 080

You deserved it 2 280

By immunizations - 11/12/2010 07:40 - Canada

Today, while parking my car, I accidentally bumped into the car in front of me, making a small, barely noticeable dent. I felt bad, wrote an apology note, and stuck it on his windshield. An hour later, he replied by keying the entire right side of my car. FML

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You deserved it 10 651

Overreaction

By anonymous - 02/06/2013 05:20 - United States - Yorktown Heights

Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML

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You deserved it 15 862

By lk26 - 08/02/2009 05:32 - United States

Today, I went to my car to discover a note on the windshield from the city telling me that they had hit my car. On top of that note was a parking ticket, also from the city. FML

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You deserved it 2 937

Glassed

By Rick - 01/07/2011 08:31 - United States

Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML

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You deserved it 2 504

Fighting talk

By Anonymous - 23/04/2022 18:00

Today, I went out with my girlfriend to a restaurant. After parking up next to a badly parked Audi, I commented, “Typical shit parking by an Audi driver.” Unbeknownst to me, the owner was walking to his car at the exact same moment. FML

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You deserved it 882

iBrittanyy 17

Monday 1 March 2010 20:06

So because you have the same car as a cheating spouse, you deserve to have your car trashed? No wonder they were cheated on. Psycho.

imgriff 0

Monday 1 March 2010 20:08

The great part is that now you can go to the owner of the other trashed car, and team up and make her pay for 2 damaged cars. Karma baby, Karma.

Comments

Loosicles 0

Monday 1 March 2010 20:34

Doubt it.

Helghast95 4

Monday 1 March 2010 20:34

haha u suck

twinscrplayer6 0

Monday 1 March 2010 20:40

*that, stupid iTouch

Boddmon 0

Monday 1 March 2010 20:48

*iPod Touch, stupid twinscrplayer6

michabailey 8

Monday 1 March 2010 23:10

*iPod touch, stupid Boddmon

sublime93 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 1:58

*iTouch

mk58 31

Friday 1 July 2011 15:13

Shut up, all of you.

Oreogasm 5

Monday 1 March 2010 20:41

crazy woman these days. some crazy bitch does that to my baby boxster and I will lose it. gotta keep the pimp hand strong, TC and fellow men.

iSwag 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 2:00

@ 35: your name sounds like THE BEST Oreo on the world...you don't know how bad I want an Oreo now

eytanrodin 0

Monday 1 March 2010 20:43

Fake. they wouldn't have stuck around to write a note when they still had to vandalize the other car. Too many coincidences. I call BS!

nolimits 0

Monday 1 March 2010 20:43

LOL - the vandal was "First!" with a YDI..

dman4412 0

Monday 1 March 2010 20:56

I know I was thinking the same thing!

monkye_fml 0

Monday 1 March 2010 20:44

Why would u break the window if ur key doesn't work? wouldn't you think logically that oh wait maybe this isn't my car? morons. but onto the op, I agree that I wouldve waited for the owner of the other car found out who did it and took the bitch for everything she owns.

youthink_fml 0

Monday 1 March 2010 20:45

Only a woman would be that psycho.

shiritt 0

Monday 1 March 2010 21:05

only woman trash other people's cars, men don't do that to cars, they usually trash there cheating wifes. i prefer the womans style here :/ i dont have a car anyways

FockinA 0

Monday 1 March 2010 20:55

its like they know you or something lol

Anonymiz 4

Monday 1 March 2010 21:04

I'm just impressed that someone stupid enough to think that trashing cars is an appropriate reaction to infidelity had the presence of mind to place a comma (correctly) between "cheater" and "asshole".

spiderman0606 0

Monday 1 March 2010 21:32

LOL.

boatkicker 4

Monday 1 March 2010 21:50

Perhaps OP corrected it, so that they wouldn't get in MORE trouble because other people did wrong. Someone else cheats, he gets his car smashed and an angry note. Someone forgets a comma, he fixes it so that no one e-shouts at him about bad grammar.