Transportation: Trash

Trash

By GuiltByTenuousAssociation - 01/03/2010 13:17 - United States

Today, I parked and noticed a car that was identical to mine across from me. I thought it was an amusing coincidence until I came back to find both cars trashed. At least the vandal realized their mistake and left a note saying, "You deserve it for having the same car as that cheater, asshole!" FML

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You deserved it 2 848

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By mickstinator - 25/06/2009 15:37 - United States

Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML

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You deserved it 7 233

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By really?! - 22/03/2020 06:30

Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 914

You deserved it 145

By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 20:28 - United States

Today, I hit a parked car which was sticking out in the road and practically unavoidable. I left a note on the windshield saying, "You deserved to get hit - you park like an asshole." Later I realized that the paper I tore to write on was the back of my bank statement, name and address included. FML

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You deserved it 79 846

By jason - 24/04/2009 13:24 - United States

Today, I came home to find a car parked in my assigned space. Pissed off, I left a note on the car's windshield saying, "Hey Assface, thanks for parking in my spot. I spat on your door handle." It turns out it was my girlfriend's parent's car. They took us out to dinner. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 280

You deserved it 76 748

By Anonymous - 03/01/2015 21:16 - United States - Newark

Today, as I left the supermarket, I found someone had hit my car in the parking lot. There was a note tucked under the wipers. Insurance details? Nope. It just said "Sorry dude. I fucked up. Good luck with the car." Great. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 080

You deserved it 2 280

By immunizations - 11/12/2010 07:40 - Canada

Today, while parking my car, I accidentally bumped into the car in front of me, making a small, barely noticeable dent. I felt bad, wrote an apology note, and stuck it on his windshield. An hour later, he replied by keying the entire right side of my car. FML

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You deserved it 10 651

Overreaction

By anonymous - 02/06/2013 05:20 - United States - Yorktown Heights

Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 722

You deserved it 15 862

By lk26 - 08/02/2009 05:32 - United States

Today, I went to my car to discover a note on the windshield from the city telling me that they had hit my car. On top of that note was a parking ticket, also from the city. FML

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You deserved it 2 937

Glassed

By Rick - 01/07/2011 08:31 - United States

Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML

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You deserved it 2 504

Fighting talk

By Anonymous - 23/04/2022 18:00

Today, I went out with my girlfriend to a restaurant. After parking up next to a badly parked Audi, I commented, “Typical shit parking by an Audi driver.” Unbeknownst to me, the owner was walking to his car at the exact same moment. FML

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You deserved it 882

iBrittanyy 17

Monday 1 March 2010 20:06

So because you have the same car as a cheating spouse, you deserve to have your car trashed? No wonder they were cheated on. Psycho.

imgriff 0

Monday 1 March 2010 20:08

The great part is that now you can go to the owner of the other trashed car, and team up and make her pay for 2 damaged cars. Karma baby, Karma.

Comments

isreal 0

Monday 1 March 2010 20:12

u should not have parked to a car the same as your the person my have tryed to open his car broke yo window

jellybean120 10

Tuesday 2 March 2010 6:46

Damn, #16!!! That's exactly what I was gonna say!!! :D

Nvsmith 6

Monday 23 May 2016 6:00

ENGLISH MOTHERF*CKER DO YOU SPEAK IT

ladyema 0

Monday 1 March 2010 20:12

I have to agree. Team up! It'll be so worth it when there is no way to deny that she is insane to the police. Make sure you hang on to that note too.

imdeborah 0

Monday 1 March 2010 20:16

I totally agree with #6

Cinn_fml 22

Monday 1 March 2010 20:16

*sigh* Why do people always assume that trashing cars is the answer? And even if you do decide it is, you should at least make damn sure you've got the right car. But seriously, that's screwed up. You cannot deserve it because you had the same car, I bet loads of people all over the country had the same car (unless you had a really obscure colour). No one deserves having their car smashed up because it's the same as someone else's, especially someone they don't even know. I think idkweird is onto something by suggesting sticking around until the other person showed up, unless they turned out to be even more of a psycho. But hopefully the police will do something, and that your insurance covers it.

MrsUchiha 0

Monday 1 March 2010 20:18

Owned?...

jellybean120 10

Monday 1 March 2010 20:19

that's hilarious!!

Boddmon 0

Monday 1 March 2010 20:22

Well, I hate to be the one to say it but... you deserve it for having the same car as that cheater, asshole!

hawaii_love 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 2:08

you're an idiot.

daniel1_1 13

Tuesday 2 March 2010 5:04

111 your totally hot

Boddmon 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 19:26

You clearly didn't understand the sarcasm. Idiot.

Fedor_is_KING 0

Monday 1 March 2010 20:23

Well, we know the vote of that person who trashed.

ssasjb01 0

Monday 1 March 2010 20:24

this is funny, I had a fit once because my key didn't work to open the car, I was in a hurry and came really close to break the window, only to look up and see my car two spots down