Transportation: Trash

Trash

By GuiltByTenuousAssociation - 01/03/2010 13:17 - United States

Today, I parked and noticed a car that was identical to mine across from me. I thought it was an amusing coincidence until I came back to find both cars trashed. At least the vandal realized their mistake and left a note saying, "You deserve it for having the same car as that cheater, asshole!" FML

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You deserved it 2 848

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By mickstinator - 25/06/2009 15:37 - United States

Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML

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By really?! - 22/03/2020 06:30

Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML

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You deserved it 145

By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 20:28 - United States

Today, I hit a parked car which was sticking out in the road and practically unavoidable. I left a note on the windshield saying, "You deserved to get hit - you park like an asshole." Later I realized that the paper I tore to write on was the back of my bank statement, name and address included. FML

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By jason - 24/04/2009 13:24 - United States

Today, I came home to find a car parked in my assigned space. Pissed off, I left a note on the car's windshield saying, "Hey Assface, thanks for parking in my spot. I spat on your door handle." It turns out it was my girlfriend's parent's car. They took us out to dinner. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2015 21:16 - United States - Newark

Today, as I left the supermarket, I found someone had hit my car in the parking lot. There was a note tucked under the wipers. Insurance details? Nope. It just said "Sorry dude. I fucked up. Good luck with the car." Great. FML

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By immunizations - 11/12/2010 07:40 - Canada

Today, while parking my car, I accidentally bumped into the car in front of me, making a small, barely noticeable dent. I felt bad, wrote an apology note, and stuck it on his windshield. An hour later, he replied by keying the entire right side of my car. FML

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Overreaction

By anonymous - 02/06/2013 05:20 - United States - Yorktown Heights

Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML

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By lk26 - 08/02/2009 05:32 - United States

Today, I went to my car to discover a note on the windshield from the city telling me that they had hit my car. On top of that note was a parking ticket, also from the city. FML

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Glassed

By Rick - 01/07/2011 08:31 - United States

Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML

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Fighting talk

By Anonymous - 23/04/2022 18:00

Today, I went out with my girlfriend to a restaurant. After parking up next to a badly parked Audi, I commented, “Typical shit parking by an Audi driver.” Unbeknownst to me, the owner was walking to his car at the exact same moment. FML

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iBrittanyy 17

Monday 1 March 2010 20:06

So because you have the same car as a cheating spouse, you deserve to have your car trashed? No wonder they were cheated on. Psycho.

imgriff 0

Monday 1 March 2010 20:08

The great part is that now you can go to the owner of the other trashed car, and team up and make her pay for 2 damaged cars. Karma baby, Karma.

Comments

ohgosh_noooo 0

Monday 1 March 2010 21:25

you don't deserve that! the stupid bitch should have known which car was which!

oogumboogum 0

Monday 1 March 2010 21:31

at least they left the note

Emmmmm55 0

Monday 1 March 2010 21:40

tht stinksss fyl

goobly 2

Monday 1 March 2010 21:52

It's like a metaphor for the Iraq War.

Anonymiz 4

Monday 1 March 2010 21:57

Sad, but SO true!

daydreamstar 7

Monday 1 March 2010 21:55

love ops user name XD

quietlytearful 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 0:26

haha. agreed :D

Crazybae 0

Monday 1 March 2010 22:07

u totally deserve it for parking there even tho u knew they was identical u needavstart thinking more ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE

Person1233 12

Monday 1 March 2010 23:03

Are you severely autistic?

gurlucrazy 0

Monday 1 March 2010 22:26

YDI because you had the same car as a cheater, asshole

LeoBrZ81 0

Monday 1 March 2010 22:40

You should have conspired with the owner of the other car to get that ho back. An eye for an eye.

Rick_S 3

Monday 1 March 2010 23:15

Someone else may have said this, I'm not gonna read everyone's posts. You should be able to find out who owns the other car, and from that, who they cheated on. Take that information, along with the handwriting sample the police gave you, and you should be able to get her in a bunch of trouble. Or, you can contact a lawyer with the same information, and sue her for damages, both to your car, and to you psyche, as you're now afraid to go out to your car as she might attack you, thinking it's him.