Trauma for life
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That'd be the last time for a long time (if ever) mom got a visit from us.
Maybe the husband and the mother had a talk behind OPs back, and everything isn't going as great as she thought? Or grandma's just a ****. Either way, this should be straightened out ASAP.
Crafty grandma
You're obviously in denial; you do have a marital issue: your mother. Next time, marry a man Momma approves of and all will be well. Consider your current husband as a rookie mistake.
And why exactly? OP doesn't have to live the life her mother wants her to live. OP has a child, so am I sure she can make choices without mommy's approval.
That sarcasm was a little hard to spot.
Is that why your cat got glasses?
My cat? That's me, sir.
Perdix always uses humor like this, and I appreciate the subtlety of the sarcasm.
Not finding something you wrote funny does not equate to humor impairment. Sometimes sarcasm just doesn't work, especially on the Internet.
I wonder what she's trying to do …
Wow. Either your mom knows something you don't or she's a nasty wench trying to sow dissention.
Sounds like a joke to me. Perhaps not the best one but all quite innocent.
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Your mother is despicable. Why would she even do that?
She's attempting to plant the seed that will grow into an inevitable divorce. Clever girl.