Treat yourself!

By Crusty - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff

Today, I decided to treat myself to a pedicure. The pedicurist began examining my feet, then called his coworkers over to demonstrate how to deal with "excessively crusty" feet. FML
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Top comments

This reminded me of the spongebob close-up of his feet lmao.

How rude! At least if he took that opportunity he should have explained why to his coworkers in private.

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zeenabxo 6
GingerPanda94 6

Sorry, but eww! I am very squeamish about feet. However that is not really relevant... YDI for neglecting the fact that your feet needed attention sooner a chiropodist could have seen to this if you are physically unable to do so and this could have caused a lot of pain. However you did not deserve to be treated like that, it could have been a lot less embarrassing if the pedicurist mentioned that your feet had been neglected for a while and he was in the middle of training new staff so would it be possible for him to demonstrate how to tend to them properly.

I think it's time you do some sole searching.

sounds like you should treat yourself a little more often. but hey, at least you're a model citizen?

You should've cut her in the cheek with your crusty big toe!!!

Well after the pedicure you can go complain to the manager that his poor performance has left your feet "excessively crusty". Emphasize so he knows you didn't like it.

pvision13 2

if that were to happen to me when she started I would've acted like it tickled and kickd her in the face.

Megan98 18

I've had that happen to me too, but they were laughing at me because I bite my nails.

reminds me of the video I watched on popthatzit.com of the crusty feet!