Intimacy: Trial and mainly error - FML

Trial and mainly error

By unlucky - 13/11/2011 05:19 - United States

Spicy

Today, I have done enough trials to confirm that I puke after each time I have sex. FML

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Barf

By Danielle - 25/10/2020 11:02

Spicy

Today, I threw up during sex. FML

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By mikeycoco - 20/05/2011 14:39

Spicy

Today, I got motion sickness while having sex. FML

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Classic move

By Anon - 13/10/2023 04:00

Spicy

Today, after being severely depressed for a week, I was having sex with my boyfriend when got so anxious that I threw up. FML

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Sick sex, dude

By Anonymous - 18/01/2011 02:13 - United States

Spicy

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. Right after, he left the room and went to the bathroom to throw up. FML

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Some people are into that sort of thing

By Anonymous - 14/07/2023 03:00 - France - Paris

Spicy

Today, I was having rough sex when I breathed too heavily with a dry throat, and puked on the bed. FML

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Embrace your kink

By Anonymous - 31/03/2022 16:00

Spicy

Today, I don’t know what’s wrong with me, I can only have sex with really fat men, because that’s what turns me on, yet as soon as the sex is over, through no fault of theirs, I have to run to the toilet to be sick because I can’t believe what I just had sex with. I’m so messed up in the head. FML

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By Foxy - 05/02/2009 14:06 - United States

Spicy

Today, I had just gotten over the flu and thought I was better. So me and my boyfriend decided to have sex. As I was about to orgasm, I puked all over his face. He was so disgusted that he ended up throwing up on me as well. FML

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You deserved it 26 877

By Anonymous - 20/09/2013 04:57 - United States - Santa Barbara

Spicy

Today, my husband wanted me to "spice up" our sex life. I guess he didn't count on me vomiting when he came in my mouth. We won't be getting intimate again for a long, long time now. FML

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You sure you wanna do this?

By Anonymous - 08/10/2022 09:30

Spicy

Today, my husband finally was ready to have sex, even though he feels it's a bit weird because I'm pregnant. Due to morning sickness, I threw up all over him. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 07:12 - United Kingdom

Today, I discovered after four hours of vomiting that it is very much possible to vomit so hard you can't help but shit in your trousers. My boyfriend is currently staying over, too. FML

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Top comments

xstream 5

Sunday 13 November 2011 12:13

doesn't matter had sex

dookiedoo 0

Sunday 13 November 2011 12:14

How does one volunteer to participate in such trials?

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sknhdchick 4

Sunday 13 November 2011 13:23

OP you must be real short to get your tonsils tickled every time you have sex

MarjoCupcake 11

Sunday 13 November 2011 13:33

BUT I CRIED THE WHOLE TIME! Doesn't matter had sex. I THINK SHE MIGHT HAVE BEEN A RACIST! Doesn't matter had sex. SHE PUT A BAG ON MY HEAD! Still counts! Why you so good Lonely

Quasar55_fml 18

Sunday 13 November 2011 13:34

Real life Stan Marsh

MarjoCupcake 11

Sunday 13 November 2011 13:37

*Why you so goodThe Lonely Island?

DocBastard 38

Sunday 13 November 2011 13:43

Maybe you shouldn't always have sex with hideously ugly trolls that smell like rotting garbage.

fangz_fml 6

Sunday 13 November 2011 13:45

Holy shit man!! You really are the unluckiest guy ever...

fangz_fml 6

Sunday 13 November 2011 13:48

God damn!!! Maybe is the pussy, it could be "expired" XD

joaxim 4

Sunday 13 November 2011 14:16

I'm sure there are some people who are into that kinda thing and would love your gift.

metallicshadow 16

Sunday 13 November 2011 16:00

ideal for couples with emetophilia

Poetaster 10

Sunday 13 November 2011 16:14

Bad gag reflex?

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Today, I went to get the vaccination my college requires of all students. The nurse looked at my charts and told me there was good and bad news. The good news was that I didn't need the shot. The bad news was I needed four others. Now, both of my arms are swollen enough to make Popeye proud. FML

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Today, my girlfriend reached into my pocket to get my keys so she could get something out of my car. When she yanked them out, the condom that we'd just used flew up into the air and landed on the floor in front of her entire family. FML

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Today, my boyfriend was coming home after a month of being away. When I heard him knock on the door, I rushed to open it and jumped into his arms for a hug. It wasn't him; it was the mailman. FML

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Today, it's been 9 months since my home was damaged by a neighbour's gas explosion. The council said it would take a month to repair. I'm still living on my boyfriend's mother's sofa. FML

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Today, I started lactating. That would be fine if I had a kid. Or was pregnant. Or wasn't 16. FML

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Today, my family took me to a wig store saying I wouldn't feel so insecure about being bald because of my chemo treatments. When I told them I accepted myself and didn't want a wig, they came out and told me THEY couldn't accept it. My own family is embarrassed of me over something I can't control. FML

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Today, while at work, I managed to scrape open the inside of my nose with my fingernail, drawing blood in the process. I had to quickly up an explanation for my scream that didn't go: "Well, I was scouting for boogers..." FML

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Today, I’m 25 years-old. I was unattractive in high school and college. In the last two years I’ve glown up. Also, rent, gas, and food have all gone up in price. I can’t afford dates and I've had to work weekend nights at every job since I was 18. I hate these “rich kids” my age. FML

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