Trial and mainly error

By unlucky - 13/11/2011 05:19 - United States

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Today, I have done enough trials to confirm that I puke after each time I have sex. FML
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dookiedoo 0

How does one volunteer to participate in such trials?

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leadman1989 15

When someone tells you to sit and spin they aren't being literal.

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N3766 20

Puke is ****** too, it makes your stomach feels better.

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False_Stupidity 41

That's an odd way to look at it, but kind of true! .. I'll never think of orgasms or puking in quite the same way now.

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nicole86 8

Last time that happened to me, it ended up being because I was pregnant... Yea, umm, maybe you should see a doctor && take a pregnancy test...

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armyofficerwife 0

Not if it's been since day one. Your not going to start pregnancy symptoms that fast. That could just be a problem with OP's digestive system.

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nicole86 8

Yea. If we knew specifics it would be a little easier to determine those kinds of things. We don't even know if OP is a chick or dude.. That's me assuming they are of the female gender due to my experience with a similar situation. They just need to go to the doc.

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okieraider71 4

you are anemic. when you have an orgasim you have lost too much blood (not during sex) and it makes you sick. go to a doctor

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LydiaTankian 6

Why did this get a thumbs down? It sounds about right. Looks like OP's iron may be running low. Happens to me too.

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kristen69 0

I was gonna comment this good thing I read first. :) great minds think alike.

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HunterAlpha1 8

but you also lose blood when you vomit. or is that just me? maybe i should lay off the liquor.

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lovejuju 3

Do you get motion sickness? Happens to a lady in this movie I once saw. "woman on top", starring Penelope Cruz.

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thrAsHeRr9081 16

I was about to recommend some Meclizine. Lol

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maphineRAWRS 10

He must be well endowed if he can trigger your gag reflex from all the way down there!

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leadman1989 15

23 26 49 Gay guys?

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newmandotcom 6

Love the way you think....I'm well endowed....lol

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RedPillSucks 31

Maybe he meant that his parents left him a lot of money...

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EvilCupcake8361 9

I don't know about you but I think puking after sex sounds pretty unpleasant

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GameOver008 1

Make sure not to puke on whoever ur doing. Oh and no more drinking for u mister!

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columbiancoffeei 6

that could be a sign of a cardiovascular problwm you may want to go to the doctor and explain that you throw up after rigorous activities

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jobsman99 0

Guess you should not insist on deep throating your man or allowing him to shive it down your throat till you get your gag reflex perfected. Practice. Practice. Practice.

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