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By Nicki - 21/12/2011 12:30 - Canada

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and I said something grammatically wrong during it. He chose to correct it. FML
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flockz 19

OP- "YES YES **** ME GOODER!!" BF- "get the **** off me."

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Cheerieful_fml 2

Intelligence is sexy.

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Dcm210 19

well what would you do if he said "you like your hard **** going deep inside your wet pussy" instead of "my".

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cptmorgan6 8

I think that's more physically impossible than grammatically incorrect. And a little disturbing, too.

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ramboman19 8

Uhhhh yeah remove this comment....

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XxHoPPoxX 8

Gingers with their knowledge of intercourse and no souls

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nivek2120 8

Well I see why! Your first sentence is a grammatical error itself!

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TonyIsMyDog 2

Actually, they're both wrong.

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mike3775 35

oops, that was supposed to be a reply to Flockz post(#12) oh well

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metalflower00 11

lol that will make you cum harder. YEAH BITCH, CORRECT MY ASS!!!

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DocBastard 38

OP: I love you're ****...oh yes... Boyfriend: It's "your". OP: How can you even tell? Your an asshole! Boyfriend: That should be "you're", moron. OP: **** YOU!!

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bobbycorwen 5

Boyfriend: Don't you mean "**** me?"

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bizarre_ftw 21

No, stop ruining the awesome joke

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bobbycorwen 5

You could have extended his awesome joke instead of ruining the thread.

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perdix 29

At least you know the geek persona is not just an act. Only a few of us "nerds" really live it.

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gruebermeister 1

Correcting elementary school grammars does not necessarily make one a "nerd". Only the direct object of a fist.

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mrmerino 0

I prefer the term "geek", but yes, it's true.

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perdix 29

I've not found a satisfying distinction between the terms "nerd" and "geek," so I can't say definitively if I am one or the other, or both. I know it's certainly not neither ;)

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FlashBurn 13

I believe the proper terminology would be grammatically incorrect, not wrong. You should listen to him when you're screwing him, it could be good for you!

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hateevryone 14

i really don't see what the problem is

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KiddNYC1O 20

She obviously sucks at grammar sex!

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desireev 17

Actually sir... I believe it would be "sex grammar" as compared to "grammar sex"...

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mickypequi 13

Perhaps you shouldn't talk during sex....or at all.

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Tmoney20 3

agreed!!!! Or type, txt, and especially no FML's...... Dumbass hahahhahahhahahah

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