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By Nicki - 21/12/2011 12:30 - Canada

Spicy

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and I said something grammatically wrong during it. He chose to correct it. FML

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By klsdhjla - 15/02/2010 01:23 - United States

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Today, while losing my virginity to my boyfriend, I had my first orgasm. I don't remember much of what I said during, but after it was all over, he looks at me and says, "You have terrible grammar during climax." FML

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By Ally - 27/09/2015 01:47 - Canada - Etobicoke

Today, I wrote a song for my boyfriend on paper. The first thing he did was correct my grammar. FML

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Excuuuuuuse me?

By Anonymous - 24/12/2012 13:32 - Canada - Toronto

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. I was getting pretty horny, and I thought some dirty talk would turn him on. Amid my panting, I breathed the words, "Fuck me." He then stopped and said, "Excuse me, I don't like hearing that language." and wouldn't continue until I corrected myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2016 11:03 - United Kingdom - London

Spicy

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was all going great until he decided to try talking dirty. His idea of this was moaning loudly, "Just what the pussy ordered" as he entered me. FML

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Bad sign

By ITalkGood - 28/12/2009 00:37 - France

Today, I finally told my girlfriend I love her. She corrected my grammar. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2011 05:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge fight. What was it over? He accused me of pronouncing MY name wrong. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2017 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML

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It's pronounced Renesmée

By Anonymous - 05/03/2024 16:00 - United States - Virginia Beach

Today, I told my boyfriend in a joking manner that he says my name slightly incorrectly. Now he’s mad I didn’t tell him. FML

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Side dick

By Joanna - 27/12/2018 18:00

Spicy

Today, during sex I said my side dick's name instead of my boyfriend. He isn't speaking to me now. FML

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What is it?

By Anonymous - 06/08/2009 22:46 - United States

Spicy

Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML

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Top comments

flockz 19

Wednesday 21 December 2011 16:13

OP- "YES YES **** ME GOODER!!" BF- "get the **** off me."

Cheerieful_fml 2

Wednesday 21 December 2011 16:04

Intelligence is sexy.

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gonzajog1793 0

Thursday 22 December 2011 7:30

" i was having sex FML! "

Awnonymous 4

Thursday 22 December 2011 9:04

You had it coming bitch.

badam_fml 6

Thursday 22 December 2011 10:24

Maybe he just has a sense of humor :-)

annafii 7

Thursday 22 December 2011 11:26

Nothing turns a girl on more than the proper usage of semi-colons.

Cshaw6215 5

Thursday 22 December 2011 12:09

Grammar Nazi much?

angrynegro7 16

Thursday 22 December 2011 13:35

So who are you dating, OP? Leonard or Wolowitz? Sheldon finds coitus unsanitary, while Raj wouldn't be able to talk to you, let alone have coitus (unless he was drunk).

dized 0

Thursday 22 December 2011 15:09

Now wat was it you said

needsagf14 12

Thursday 22 December 2011 16:37

"you do this good"

kayvan 8

Thursday 22 December 2011 17:18

YDI. If you and your boyfriend can form coherent thoughts during sex, you're doing it wrong.

karla1 0

Thursday 22 December 2011 17:50

ugh!!! boys :&

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