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By Nicki - 21/12/2011 12:30 - Canada

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and I said something grammatically wrong during it. He chose to correct it. FML
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flockz 19

OP- "YES YES **** ME GOODER!!" BF- "get the **** off me."

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Cheerieful_fml 2

Intelligence is sexy.

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ZDK5498 6

hopefully it did not ruin the moment... if I was your bf I would just enjoy the SEX and not be a smart ass

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bubo_fml 10

You really shouldn't speak when your mouth is full!

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bubo_fml 10

I'm imagining robes, tassles, mortar board caps, books, erotic positions drawn up on the chalkboard, horn rimmed glasses & a pointer used to discipline incorrect use of grammar during coitus...Take 2, cameras rolling & action!

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avaniazure8 9

I would've told him to get the **** off of me. Really dude, we're having sex and all you can think about is correcting me? He's an asshole

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BellaMarta 19

It's like in the 18 Year Old Virgin.

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AceRPT 1

You said something grammatically *incorrect. "Wrong" usually implies a value judgement.

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Jackmangold 0

I think you mean grammatically "incorrect"

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Timmeeh 17

I really hope it was an obscure piece of grammar too. "Actually dear, I think you'll find that that's a dangling participle, now when you take a verb which acts as an adjective..."

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FalconCrunch 4

He should have punished her for her mistake by shoving his dangling participle into her mouth.

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legresley85 1

I wonder what you said? it's not like your in English class while having sex.

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