Uncanny

By ToobyFrank - 06/03/2009 17:51 - United States

Spicy
Today, my mother told me she didn't want my girlfriend spending the night anymore. I asked why, she said she heard us doing the nasty the night before and I denied it, hoping I could call her bluff. She paused for a moment and moaned EXACTLY like my girlfriend does. FML
I agree, your life sucks 23 174
You deserved it 68 757

Same thing different taste

Top comments

You still live at home with your mother, and you're sexing up girls all night while she's within earshot? You fool, YDI

lmfao, every time you hear your gf moan, you will think of your mother. score 1 for mom

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its called a pillow, she should use it. ur mom is hilarious. her casa her rules.

Everyone who is saying if you're old to enough to have sex, you're old enough to get your own place. Not true. The average person (in the United States anyway) loses their virginity at 16. But anyway, for your girlfriend--tell her to keep it down. Most girls over exaggerate anyway (not necessarily a bad thing, but every girl I know admits to it), so just tell her to be quiet. That's horrible of your mother to do haha. Was there a facial expression included in her replication?

alex_vik 0

#63 - They mean if you're mature enough to have sex, not old enough.

you should always listen to your mom, the first time LMAO

Every time your girlfriend moans, you will think of your mother. Your life is ruined.

LiLOnE 0

ya #39...u got sum like ****** issues n dam ya thats wack ok ya ur mom could have just explained that she heard u buh to go n moan dayum i bet she enjoyed it

Agreed with #9 but I still feel sympathy for the OP. Sorry to hear that man :P

you, sir, are a douchebag. have the courtesy/intelligence to keep it down. oh, and for your information...its really easy to replicate a faked ******. sucks to be you...now youve got to realize that you're not getting her off....and avoid thinking of your hot, sexy mom moaning on top of you as you.... now, theres some punishment to ingrain it in your mind ;P

freelife29 0

so... you live with your mom? one question: how did u get a girlfriend?