Unsolicited dick texts
By jaderie - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Australia - Sydney
By jaderie - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Australia - Sydney
Maybe she has "googling" and "texting" confused
Op: "Now hit the send button and the phone will send whatever you say to that number." Mom: "Thanks dear. Now go wash your hands before dinner." *Op goes to the bathroom to wash and her phone dings* Penis *Op laughs and deletes the text * Penis *Op smiles and sends a reply asking why her mom texted her the word penis. Mom replies again with penis* "Mom, stop sending me that word!" Penis "That's not funny mom!" Penis "What would grandma say?!" ........ Penis.
The FML is a lot funnier when we're left to imagine it ourselves
Nice mom you got there
That's a desperate woman's cry for help!!!! Get penis for mother! Get penis NOW!!
I wish I could get a text from my mom reguardless if it said penis...but sadly she passed away in 2007 when i was 19........soo enjoy the penis text from your mom
Did i get thumbed down because i said mom instead of mum? in my previous comment?
Maybe she's recreating the scene from Cable Guy when they're playing Porno Password.
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Classic.