Unsolicited dick texts

By jaderie - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Australia - Sydney

Today, my mum bought a phone. Since teaching her how to text, I have received 27 messages, repeatedly saying the word "penis". FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 770
You deserved it 4 811

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Comments

Hodges82 9

At least she hasn't sent a picture of one to you. Yet...

wlddog 14

Op: "Now hit the send button and the phone will send whatever you say to that number." Mom: "Thanks dear. Now go wash your hands before dinner." *Op goes to the bathroom to wash and her phone dings* Penis *Op laughs and deletes the text * Penis *Op smiles and sends a reply asking why her mom texted her the word penis. Mom replies again with penis* "Mom, stop sending me that word!" Penis "That's not funny mom!" Penis "What would grandma say?!" ........ Penis.

The FML is a lot funnier when we're left to imagine it ourselves

perdix 29

Tell her she doesn't need to send you her password every time she wants to text you.

That's a desperate woman's cry for help!!!! Get penis for mother! Get penis NOW!!

BlackDogTactics 2

I wish I could get a text from my mom reguardless if it said penis...but sadly she passed away in 2007 when i was 19........soo enjoy the penis text from your mom

My deepest condolence to you my dear

Sorry about that, we always feel a person's loss the most when they are no longer in our lives.

Did i get thumbed down because i said mom instead of mum? in my previous comment?

Maybe she's recreating the scene from Cable Guy when they're playing Porno Password.