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By jaderie - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Australia - Sydney
By jaderie - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Australia - Sydney
This is why we don't teach them to text.
She needs a new word. Perhaps ******?
What if she's trying to text your dad and keeps sending them to u. She must be wondering where that penis is
hell, penis is mesmerizing
Almost as bad as mine. My alarm ringtone was the Doom song from Invader Zim...One morning my step mom heard it, thought it was awesome and wanted me to send it to her...not really thinking anything of it, I sent it... Over the course of that ONE day, she sent it back to me 87 times T-T
Your mom is hilarious!
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Classic.