Unsolicited dick texts
By jaderie - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Australia - Sydney
I agree, your life sucks
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Just wait till she discovers 8====D.
nofearjenshere
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8====D~~O:
flockz
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8=====D~~ >_o
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nofearjenshere
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Effects of our comments: Mine= Herpes Flockz= Pink eye ImTheAlpha= Pregnancy
Michele2luv
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Haha I didn't know there were so many version of these :D
KiddNYC1O
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hotPinklipstick
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8=====D~~O ( . Y . )
KiddNYC1O
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Hey, my penis stands out.
That's never a good thing, esp. if you are in public.
~~====D /|||||||||||| Thats a severed penis on a bed of nails... or a spaceship; I'm not really sure.
Lol my mom works graveyard shift so I get random shit from her too but at 3 am :/
Hey, at least you know that your mom isn't uptight, and doesn't mind talking about penises with her children!
PEEEENNNIIIISSSSSS! I said it louder than all you *******. I win.
olpally
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Nope, you lost!
Sounds like your mom is cooler then mine..
nofearjenshere
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The other day in Spanish class, we were talking about foods we liked in spanish... Lets just say I thought "pene" was the word for pinapple. :p
smydiwannafthata
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Gets even better if you are a guy
Andrew910
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Penis is a great word.
capodanno
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Maybe she is just trying to tell you where the pen is?
Damn autocorrect.
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Classic.