Yep. FYL but you shouldn't teach older people to text.

Penis. Love, Mum

She must be horny

Send her back: PENIS! Then say you thought she was playing the penis game

^ she is playing it, and OP is losing.

SCROTUM

Urethra?

I hope there weren't pictures attached to those texts.

Maybe she's just trying to type pen is, peni s, or pe nis. Err'body dunno how to spacebar words; ESPECIALLY this old generation. Dogs don't learn new tricks.

26, easy there fuzzy little man peach... Do you love me?

Maybe it's a woman's equivalent of texting with your penis. It's a lot of fun. I've been doing it...ebvrer sincew I goit a touuvhscreeb phome.

^ Very interesting mental picture

33 I feel so dirty moving my thumb up your comment now.

Let's be honest; every guy with a touchscreen has tried it at some point or another.

I laughed so hard when I saw your picture.

2 has an awesome picture.

******.

Snooki

Snu snu!

Y U say snu snu?!

16- well said good sir!

51 penises is one too many

I'm accounting for all the texts she's GOING to send. Because really, why would she stop at 27?

14- Props to you for counting. Thumbs up. (:

Simple math really, 5 rows of penises times 10 rows of penises. Plus one :)

Well now I feel dumb.. I am the idiot that would've counted every single penis.

Don't feel bad. When I checked to see if it was actually 51, I counted. Which is actually quite pathetic given the fact that I'm a math geek. Ah well, live and learn :)

53.. Or even easier is 6 times 8 plus 3 :X

111 - Depends on if you're seeing it via app or the site since the row cut-offs are different.

How to text.

Accidentally replied to dad instead. FML

It's "slapstick" comedy. :)

I wish my parents had that kind of sense of humor. At 17, they still assume I dont even know what a penis is yet.

I'm only a 15 year old guy, what's a penis?

Your profile picture and this comment are really matched..