Unwelcome

By kaipodable - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that I can no longer sleep over at his house because his cat doesn't like it. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 759
You deserved it 4 658
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Top comments

HahaHokayThen 10

Sorry to hear your boyfriend prefers his pussy over yours.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

You made it too obvious, bro. That kind of behavior will drive the ladies away. Remember, don't say the obvious, use smooth talk.

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blackjewels 2

He chose the cat over you, find someone better to choose over him ;)

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hdw17 0

over a cat wow u r probly better than the cat!

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hateevryone 14

tell him he can no longer come over your house cause your new boyfriend wouldn't like it. ;)

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hdw17 0

well thats kinda rude to say just cause of a cat

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boardforlife 0

Bahahahaha u should have made the cat like u cuz just like #1 said... he prefers his pussy over yours

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muhilrashid 4

Are we talking about a pussy cat or another pussy here? Haha

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sjhill 32

Tell him its either the cat or you. But going by his reaction now, it's probably going to be the cat, so don't get your hopes up.

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stupidisntcute 0

Cat wins every time!

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