Unwelcome

By kaipodable - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that I can no longer sleep over at his house because his cat doesn't like it. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 759
You deserved it 4 658
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Top comments

HahaHokayThen 10

Sorry to hear your boyfriend prefers his pussy over yours.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

You made it too obvious, bro. That kind of behavior will drive the ladies away. Remember, don't say the obvious, use smooth talk.

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mobert92 5

he got a new pussy around his house to love

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AnagenisisZagus 13

Oh dear mother of GOD! The pussy ****** you, man! The pussy ****** YOU. I never knew it possible.

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AceKali 0

Shit, you can come to my house =)

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s1ckpup 0

Damn OP, your pussy must suck :-p

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OfficeNinja 5

That or the cat was there first. When my girlfriend (now my wife) moved in, it was very clear that the original cat was there first. So the order is cat 1, wife, cat 2. Later we plan to add a dog (I want a beagle buddy), and finally kids. But the cats and dog will have been there first :)

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xStaciexLynnx 15

You mean your EX boyfriend, right? Sorry, I just feel everyone was too distracted by the pussy jokes to leave this dumb ass comment so I had to... It is a relationship FML after all.

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causticgirl 6

Maybe that cat needs to enter the witness protection program

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s1ckpup 0

I wonder if the cat likes fishsticks :-D

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xStaciexLynnx 15

I think you mean crackpot? A crockpot is something used for cooking...

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