Unwelcome

By kaipodable - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that I can no longer sleep over at his house because his cat doesn't like it. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 759
You deserved it 4 658
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Top comments

HahaHokayThen 10

Sorry to hear your boyfriend prefers his pussy over yours.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

You made it too obvious, bro. That kind of behavior will drive the ladies away. Remember, don't say the obvious, use smooth talk.

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ididntdoit1980 8

Guess he likes his pussy extra hairy!!!

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22jrdn55 15

you basically copied #47's comment! Also, it'd be funny if the girlfriend and the cat fought! The boyfriend would be like, "yeah, so my girlfriend got in a cat fight, with a pussy, over me!" FTW!!!

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julian_brunt 4

just goes to show priorities, and you just aint it

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PeeNaught 3

Honey, tell your BOYfriend to suck a dick!! Oh wait, he already does, hence why he's saying that stupid shit. You can do MUCH better AND you DESERVE MUCH better!!

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Sinamoi 18

What EXACTLY are you TRYING to tell op? Are you SAYING they shouldn't work THINGS out? I would find a DIFFERENT solution before trying TO break up.

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sammyjanette 17

We've just confirmed it. The one with the pussy always wears the pants in the relationship. ;)

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Shellybelly18 0

Damn lol something is going on. He is getting some midnight pussy lol

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Deemee 3

Maybe it's time for your "kitty" to be less friendly to your boyfriend, hmmm?

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OfficeNinja 5

Make friends with the cat. Bring canned tuna over. Once the cat likes you, kitty will let you move into it's home.

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dustyb72 2

Don't worry I tell all girls that sleep over that they have to share the bed with my cat. He doesn't interfere with sex and even ends up sleeping with my girlfriends!

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