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Upfront

By kalisa anteater - 09/06/2013 20:49 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I had to explain to my mother that a lace mini-dress with an obscene amount of cleavage was not appropriate to wear while meeting my boyfriend's parents. She called me an "annoying prude" and said that with my attitude, I don't deserve to have a man. FML

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You deserved it 4 938

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I had to explain to my mother that it's inappropriate to hit on my boyfriend when his parents are over for dinner. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 672

You deserved it 2 772

By appropriatepolice - 16/01/2012 08:19 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my 65-year-old mother that it is inappropriate for her to walk around in front of me in her underwear. Her response? "Too bad." FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 848

You deserved it 13 706

Fashionista

By malicious_melons - 07/07/2013 23:41 - United States - Santa Paula

Today, my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was "stealing her look." FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 242

You deserved it 3 529

Thanks guys

By Anonymous - 22/07/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, I decided to dress up a little to go out to the bar. I put on a nice shirt, some leggings, and heels. When I walked out the door, my dad said that I looked like a whore. When I got to my boyfriend's house I told him what my dad had said and he replied, "I'd have to agree with him." FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 702

You deserved it 62 346

By liberatedwoman - 11/08/2009 14:57 - Oman

Today, my mother sat me down to tell me that since coming home from college, I sounded like "a liberated woman." She was disappointed and disturbed by this, and said that I should stop having strong opinions and ideals because it would make finding a husband for me difficult. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 099

You deserved it 7 372

Mind your own business

By Crazy Mom - 10/06/2013 05:13 - United States

Today, my mom walked into the bathroom while I was taking a pic to send to my long-distance boyfriend. She then told me I would go to hell for flaunting myself at guys. I was fully clothed, sending a pic to see if he liked my new haircut. That and I'm 21. FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 247

You deserved it 4 636

By lovehim - 25/01/2011 21:16 - United States

Today, I had to tell my boyfriend to stop inviting his mother on our dates. FML

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You deserved it 5 291

And I oop

By SuperBunny - 20/04/2009 07:59 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was taking me to dinner to meet his parents. As we pulled into the restaurant valet, I saw a woman in a slutty dress and hooker heels get out of the car ahead of us. I jokingly asked if we had accidentally pulled into a strip club, pointing at the woman. It was his mother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 855

You deserved it 62 046

Unnecessary

By Ava K - 01/10/2019 16:02 - United States - San Diego

Today, my mom and I were looking at dresses for me at the mall. The cashier pointed out a dress, and my mom said, "She's definitely not going to fit into that. She's too flat-chested." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 575

You deserved it 178

By mel - 18/01/2013 23:18 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I went to a family dinner. My grandma wasted no time calling me a slut for not wearing a dress, my dad called my police officer boyfriend a "fucking pig", and then he told my mother to "put a cock in it" when she defended me. No wonder I hardly ever visit these people. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 030

You deserved it 3 136

michaelm1290 23

Monday 10 June 2013 2:21

* cue a slew of MILF and Stacy's mom comments

spazzychild 12

Monday 10 June 2013 2:24

Pull the parents aside and tell them she's been off her meds for a while and to not take her seriously.

Comments

inkdeath87 18

Monday 10 June 2013 2:30

You're mom is an asshole. How did she raise you? Because, if she was like this when you were younger, you would have been screwed up.

Poppipuff 14

Monday 10 June 2013 3:20

If you were to think about the fml you just read, do you think you could answer to your own question ?

VeganVampyre 26

Monday 10 June 2013 3:29

Nah, that's too much like thinking. Not worth the trouble.

spaboolly 26

Monday 10 June 2013 4:26

This may be a radical concept, but surprisingly not all children end up as exact duplicates of their parents. Some actually have enough of a brain to learn from their poor examples.

perdix 29

Monday 10 June 2013 2:35

Maybe you should be wearing the lace mini-dress and showing some cleavage. A little nipplage can give you an edge in a mother-daughter contest.

life_sucks225 13

Monday 10 June 2013 2:42

do me a favor and slap her for me?

Catkam623 27

Monday 10 June 2013 3:02

Do me a favor and give her my #

Doug6669 5

Monday 10 June 2013 4:21

Where at? lol.

SlapAndTickle 20

Monday 10 June 2013 4:31

No slaps for this mom today.

kim_larsa 5

Monday 10 June 2013 2:45

I agree hon. A nice short laced with dress with red heels with a lot of cleave would impress his parents. They would think you're a model!

MissMae93 23

Monday 10 June 2013 5:19

Yeah, it just screams, "help me, I'm having a mid-life crisis! I feel compelled to dress like a sex-crazed 16-year-old!" That should REALLY impress them. That, or she's going after the boyfriend's dad. Either way, inappropriate.