Uptight girl, she's been living in her uptight world…

By TheVirginJenny - 07/10/2012 00:05 - United States - Spanaway

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Today, my teenage daughter asked me how old I was when I lost my virginity. I sarcastically replied that I'm still a virgin. She looked at me blankly and said, "Jeez, no wonder you're so uptight. You need to get laid, mom." FML
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kut17 11

Unless her name is Jesus, she is not the brightest star in the sky.

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TheMaster15 10

If or some reason, I don't think she's been taught the birds and the bees yet...

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ravenevercross 19

Your daughter's an idiot. Since you can't cure stupidity I'd say f her life and YDI for giving that kind of answer.

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graphicstyle7 17

I don't think she was a stupid daughter, I think she was trying to give you some advice. Follow it.

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HappyBeach 4

...or maybe she was being sarcastic too

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toxic_love_sick 0

Oh man smh >.

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neonstud 0

That awkward moment when she wouldn't be her daughter if she was a virgin...

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katiemykitten 6

Hum so how did u get a daughter without having sex like u have to have sex in order to get a baby but if u adopt normally means u have tried

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saidawhiting 14

I don't think you understand what "sarcastic" means.

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idontcare23 5

Your daughter is a ******* idiot how does she think she can into the world

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tloko 2

Shoulda told her. The truth will set you free. Lol

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mowmowlife 21

Not sure how much the 'apples from the tree' saying applies, but I'm putting it out there

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