Uptight girl, she's been living in her uptight world…

By TheVirginJenny - 07/10/2012 00:05 - United States - Spanaway

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Today, my teenage daughter asked me how old I was when I lost my virginity. I sarcastically replied that I'm still a virgin. She looked at me blankly and said, "Jeez, no wonder you're so uptight. You need to get laid, mom." FML
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kut17 11

Unless her name is Jesus, she is not the brightest star in the sky.

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TheMaster15 10

If or some reason, I don't think she's been taught the birds and the bees yet...

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alexlovescandy 3

How the bloody hell does she think you had her!!

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scifichic92 8

haha my mom would say that. She is so conservative about sexual things, she would NEVER tell me something like that.

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jayhawkchik 4

What an idiot! YDI, because education starts at home.

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Jaredspants 0

Is anyone else disturbed by the fact that she told her mom she needs to get laid? A little too personal for a parent-child relationship in my opinion.

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Meesersuperman1 4

Ma'am, I'm sorry to say but your child is an idiot.

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greeneyebeauty9 28

maybe she's trying to tell you something..

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Hypertraxx 5

How old is the daughter? } if "daughter"="16+true"=oke, if "else"=="true"= KILL IT, KILL IT WITH FIREEE

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rockstar362 8

OP are you more upset your daughter doesn't understand biology or that your daughter has a point?

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Monkey_me 0

Theres also the fact of a surrogate her eggs her partners sperm mixed and put in another woman to carry the baby or she could have been a test tube baby.

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