Uptight girl, she's been living in her uptight world…

By TheVirginJenny - 07/10/2012 00:05 - United States - Spanaway

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Today, my teenage daughter asked me how old I was when I lost my virginity. I sarcastically replied that I'm still a virgin. She looked at me blankly and said, "Jeez, no wonder you're so uptight. You need to get laid, mom." FML
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kut17 11

Unless her name is Jesus, she is not the brightest star in the sky.

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TheMaster15 10

If or some reason, I don't think she's been taught the birds and the bees yet...

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CarouselHeart 11

Why were you so damn defensive about the subject anyway? YDI.

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beebeeL 1

why you gotta be such a bitch to her ? you probably do need to get laid. or smoke a joint.

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drller331 4

You should have had an abortion it sounds like

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beclaurela 18

I think something went wrong in the path of raising her.

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AidenSurvival 7

Hello VirginJenny, I can cure your daughter's virginty in three simple steps. They are: 1.) Walk away. 2.) Face palm. 3.) Walk away.

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lostcrazydiamond 10

To spell sex you need to have an x. Oh, and a y and an o on the u would be nice as well.

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devore504 7

everybody uses u when online or texting even my mom. so u should have stopped at need a X or before that since everybody knew it was a typo.

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wpolo02 7

Sounds like you probably do need to get laid

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Gwam1789_fml 2

Well the daughter could have been adopted. She is not so dumb after all.

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