Use the force

By Anonymous - 11/08/2011 05:53 - Mexico

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Today, since I'm too ashamed to go buy a proper sex toy, I used an old Star Wars toy sword instead. FML
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IndiRae 9

You deserve it for calling it a Star Wars sword.

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raaachel12345 0

It's called a lightsaber, not sword! Get it right! Hahaha but no seriously, why didn't you just buy one online?

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holycraplions 4

a) lightsaber b) this is why we have the internet, dear. Order from just about any site and you'll have one delivered in a discreet package. c) everyone masturbates. *everyone*. nothing to be ashamed of.

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Wheredidgrungego 12

After this, there is no need for further commenting.

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Cheylea 10

Not everyone masturbates, example: me.

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quadder 0

90% of the population masturbates, the other 10% deny it

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whcwtexan 0

I pity those who feel like they have to lie about masterbaiting. It's natural and quite fun.

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Stoppajamatime 0

Actually, I don't **********. Yeah, I do fantasize get horny but once I start touching myself down there, I get turned off. I'd rather do it with another person. You know how when you try to tickle yourself and nothing happens? That's the same with me. I feel something but its weird and not fun. Everyone is different.

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DelilahV 0

..."*everyone*" is 80% of guys and 60% of women.

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VeganVampyre 26

I'm with 115 and 159. Not a fan, personally.

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trese666 0

mallcom.com tons of **** and sex toys they ship in a priority mail box no one will know:)

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GregoryStalver_fml 6

That's hot. /"You came with that thing? You're braver than I though"

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clemcool_fml 0

Nothing wrong with that as long as it was clean. But for nerd's sake, call it the right name.

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IndiRae 9

It doesn't just 'happen' do you think people trip over a rock and accidentally **********? I see good reason to be ashamed, to me it's a sign of loneliness.

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mintcar 9

ASHAMED? Why? Masturbation, it happens.

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tattedNpierced 0

I work at a sex store, so don't feel too embarrassed by what others think of what you buy. Or you could always buy one online.

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