Use the force

By Anonymous - 11/08/2011 05:53 - Mexico

Spicy
Today, since I'm too ashamed to go buy a proper sex toy, I used an old Star Wars toy sword instead. FML
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IndiRae 9

You deserve it for calling it a Star Wars sword.

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thisguy22 33

You know you can buy things discreetly on the Internet...

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vamphorseluver 5

I think this is my friend lol

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ElementalDragon 2

A lot easier for a girl to find a random sex toy than it is for a guy. Should just be happy about that alone.

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kiwiwirox 0

at least guyz can get like their hand and act like its a ******

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EarAcheMyEYE10 2

I'm hoping you don't have kids... "mommy, my lightsaber smells funny!..."

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missykrissy1984 0

can we say infection? be safe stop being embarrased it is a sex toy shop they are use to it. my grandma worked at the first.one i ever went in. get over it!

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chrissie_love 6

No. 1: It is not a "Star Wars sword," it is a LIGHT SABER. No. 2: If you are old enough to **********, you are old enough to suck it up and walk into the nearest vibe/***** store. This is why we have so many teen pregnancies, they are "too embarassed" to buy condoms or ask for them...sex happens! Grow up people!

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kahnforyourmom 2

Just order one online

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Rainbow_dumpster 28

Uh yeah OP, what #155 said. The internet can help get the things you want without ever having to drive to the nearest sex shop. So don't feel ashamed, ok? ;)

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wikkedphuka 0

message me wikkedphuka@gmail

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