Useless tools

By IronMonkey - 09/06/2009 19:39 - United States

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Today, I work for a company that sells a leading brand of condoms. They give away free condoms to employees at the office. I haven't gotten laid since I began working here. FML
I agree, your life sucks 46 767
You deserved it 7 037
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panicked 0

so the condoms are just piling up? give them to hobos in need or something.

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um_duh 0

Perhaps you need to get out more & find ladies you can test the product on? If all else fails get yourself a blow up doll ;)

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Yang_yang 0

Just because you work for a condom company, doesn't mean your gonna get laid.

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kdb_fml 0

Haha, you jinxed yourself! The one time that you get all the free condoms you want, you don't get laid! Is that Murphy's Law? Its one of them.

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amiss 2

Simple correlation or unfortunate causation? (#72/74/91, every FML is prefaced with "Today," whether you like it or not.)

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justdesserts 0

YDI for not being desirable.

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redbluegreen 40

#91/ xHaniffax - It's just how the site works. The OP could have possibly worded the FML without putting 'Today,' in front of it, and the FML staff just added it in after. If the FML was re-worded and put in a different order, it would've probably fit better, I admit. Here's an example: Today, my company gave away free merchandise to their employees. I work for a company that sells a leading brand of condoms. I haven't been laid since I started working there. FML But see? Same FML really. It doesn't mean that tomorrow it'll be something different.

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xHaniffax 0

I know every FML is started with Today but like #100 said - It could have been worded better and thankyou

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nonotme 0

Who lets these absolutely shit FMLs through? #1, you and your kin are killing this site. Please stop.

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AdamGD 0

Just go up to some random girls and say, " i work at a condom factory, and i need to test our product. Can you help me?" it will work more often than what you are currently doing.

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