Useless tools

By IronMonkey - 09/06/2009 19:39 - United States

Spicy
Today, I work for a company that sells a leading brand of condoms. They give away free condoms to employees at the office. I haven't gotten laid since I began working here. FML
I agree, your life sucks 46 767
You deserved it 7 037

Same thing different taste

Top comments

panicked 0

so the condoms are just piling up? give them to hobos in need or something.

Perhaps you need to get out more & find ladies you can test the product on? If all else fails get yourself a blow up doll ;)

Comments

TheSickness 0

Ohh. Uhh #45. Yes it is? x] [This is major irony. Prostitutes sell cheap ;] ]

LittleLoserGirl 0

That place is a curse, get out now and get yourself laid for god's sake!

bigraws23 0

Hope this is your first day! :)

Well your not suppose to use your own product that you sell.

jackeechan 10
SCTetra 10
HoranHugs 7

Must be piling up now, huh?