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By Anonymous - 16/05/2015 02:52 - United States - Rockwall

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Today, I had to slowly explain to my brother that spooning has nothing to do with using a spoon to clean out a woman's vagina after sex. FML
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coklara 15

Better now then later...or else his girlfriend would be really disappointed.

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cutycat136 28

Where would he have even gotten the idea that that's what it was?

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Rosebudx 32

Wait, that's not how it's supposed to work? How else do you keep from getting pregnant with an STD?

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xluciferx666 21

Are you serious? I have been doing it wrong this whole time? So many good spoons lost in the line of duty...RIP my friends

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simply_chan3l 13

Yikes. I think you may have saved your brother from writing his own FML.

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sunny354wi 8

Glad there's no such thing as"sporking"!

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majesticprincess 19

Maybe he isn't ready for sex yet .... Lol

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Zebediabolical 39

Does that mean that eggbeating doesn't actually have anything to do with an egg beater?

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janfleury 19

Good thing he had you to set him right. That could of been a very strange moment for he otherwise.

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jryan2 16

Yeah, *wanna spoon? Yeah, lemme go get a spoon. Her:WTF why would you need a spoon? Him:... To clean it?* explanation ensues

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