Very funny, Dad

By Anonymous - 20/05/2011 23:30 - United States

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Today, I had my new girlfriend over for dinner. Halfway through the meal, my dad started poking her with his fork. When I asked him what the hell he was doing, he barked back, "Just making sure she isn't a blow-up doll!" FML
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jennifer93 0

wow fy gf's life...what an awkward meeting the parents dinner...

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NomNomMuffin 5

* The day your son brings a giant barbie to dinner * Good day for the father. Good day.

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ChibiChibi_fml 27

So your father watches Dr. Katz, good for him.

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DaySetsFire 2

least he wasn't poking her with something else

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mikejunior88 4

that's actually a very, very hilarious joke, I literally shat myself inside and out.

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truthinlies 1

maybe because your a very very lame super derp

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mikejunior88 4

**** you too, friend :D

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derekahlers 4

next time bring up a blow up doll ha ha :)

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foilindo 0

that's freaking hilarious!!!!

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TheMonica 0

I hope your girlfriend has a sense of humor. Personally, I find that hilarious. A lot better than the incredibly corny jokes most dads I meet tell.

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Millman_fml 9

Haha wow. Your dads funny, but alittle mean

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