Very strange behavior

By Loserbot - 04/09/2012 01:02 - United States - Saint Petersburg

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Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. Right as she orgasmed, she screamed out Megatron's name. When I later confronted her about this, she said that she always had a crush on him and wanted to be queen of the Decepticons. I've been dating this lunatic for a year and half now. FML
I agree, your life sucks 22 475
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Same thing different taste

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You might want to dump her. Did you see what Megatron wanted to do to the Earth? You need a good old fashioned girl who is in love with Optimus Prime or Bumblebee.

Lunatic? There are hundreds of guys who'd burn their entire video game collection to date a girl like that lol

The_9th_Doctor 18

that's hot. don't get rid of her

Fantasizing about Megatron = OK Fantasizing about Cobra Commander = Now you have an FML

At first when you said megaton I thought you meant Calvin Johnson of the Detroit lions

Wow, she seems awful. How about you give her to me?

JerkKing 6

Bruh that's not bad at all must be some awesome ass role playing