Very strange behavior

By Loserbot - 04/09/2012 01:02 - United States - Saint Petersburg

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. Right as she orgasmed, she screamed out Megatron's name. When I later confronted her about this, she said that she always had a crush on him and wanted to be queen of the Decepticons. I've been dating this lunatic for a year and half now. FML
I agree, your life sucks 22 475
You deserved it 28 382
Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

ObsessedWithMe 13

You're dating the dream woman of many men. Don't complain.

395 14

Comments

ideasrule 13

Meanwhile, she probably regrets dating a judgmental bitch who doesn't want her to have her own interests. Be more accepting, OP. She's interesting, unique, and hurts nobody with her hobbies, so what's wrong with having a crush on Megatron?

1 0
dwc2134 5

Embrace the nerd, man. Many fun and enjoyable situations will come of it.

1 0
JuniorTroll 5

My girlfriend and I fantasize about the Decepticons all the time. ;D Pretty damn enjoyable I would say, and you're missing out mate. She's a definite keeper gee.

1 0
jbuckets_404 38

@OP: Simply be happy that you're getting some!

1 0
DCvRkey2012 7

Megatron, dont stop assembling! Oh yeah! OH YEAH!

1 0
Cosmic_Horror 1

More likely she is not being serious and you are just tone deaf. My girlfriend "wants to do The Doctor," and I "want to do Amy Pond," but we know they're not real.

1 0
Cosmic_Horror 1

Also, you guys should try some role-play in bed. You don't want to be the boring sex partner who refuses to indulge any kinks, do you? It's not like she wants to poop on you.

1 0