Very strange behavior

By Loserbot - 04/09/2012 01:02 - United States - Saint Petersburg

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Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. Right as she orgasmed, she screamed out Megatron's name. When I later confronted her about this, she said that she always had a crush on him and wanted to be queen of the Decepticons. I've been dating this lunatic for a year and half now. FML
I agree, your life sucks 22 475
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Same thing different taste

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I think you, sir, are the loser. She is a total keeper!

That's ******* hilarious! Next time u yell out Optimus Prime just to mess w/her!!!

yenidewi 11

HOW DO YOU MISS THAT AFTER A YEAR AND A HALF?!?!?! you'd think you'd realize that she was crazy after a month or so

be4udie03 6

Dude! Get into transformers and you'll love your gf so much more. Transformers are awesome. Plus they have have some pretty hot girls in those movies ;)

Why are you complaining that woman really is a keeper.

knucckles 1

I dont understand? Wheres the problem?

lewey18 5

My boyfriend says you should have pulled out and came all over her and screamed optimus bitch! LMFAO