Sex, Mental health, Weird and Intimacy: Very strange behavior

Very strange behavior

By Loserbot - 04/09/2012 01:02 - United States - Saint Petersburg

Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. Right as she orgasmed, she screamed out Megatron's name. When I later confronted her about this, she said that she always had a crush on him and wanted to be queen of the Decepticons. I've been dating this lunatic for a year and half now. FML

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You deserved it 28 380

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By Cybertronianchic - 05/09/2020 09:58 - United Kindom - Birmingham

Today, I realised I'm so much more sexually attracted to Transformers than anyone I've ever met. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/02/2012 05:42 - United States

Today, my husband and I were about to have sex. As soon as I got on top, he started speaking in a robot voice, then demanded that I call him "The Fuckinator." FML

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You deserved it 5 614

By Anonymous - 30/11/2009 20:35 - United States

Today, me and my girlfriend were riding on my motorcycle. While at a stop light, she started to make these weird noises. Turns out she was having an orgasm. I still can't give her one. FML

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You deserved it 6 355

By Anonymous - 18/08/2009 23:45 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. After about 10 minutes, while we changed positions, he shouts, "Power Rangers - It's Morphin' Time!" FML

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You deserved it 12 632

By Anonymous - 15/08/2012 11:40 - United Kingdom - Chatham

Today, my girlfriend admitted she had a nightmare about having sex with me. FML

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You deserved it 3 435

By Anonymous - 27/03/2013 18:26 - Canada - Red Deer

Today, I gave my girlfriend an orgasm for the first time. She's a screamer. Her dog must have thought I was attacking her, because he immediately came over and started savaging me. FML

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You deserved it 6 207

By idiot says pussy - 21/01/2014 17:43 - United States

Today, I visited my girlfriend at her place, one thing lead to another, and we had sex for the first time. Her normally very sweet cat now hisses and savages me if I so much as look at him. FML

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You deserved it 7 943

By eeh - 07/05/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML

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You deserved it 103 459

By Ignitingmylightsaber - 18/10/2009 11:29 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend and I had the weekend all to ourselves. On the second day, we finally got intimate, with me doing all she asked of her. In return for hard-work, she took my meat in her hand and started making lightsaber noises, before pronouncing "I don't see why people like it so much." FML

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You deserved it 3 561

By Disappointed - 26/05/2016 20:27 - Canada - Niagara Falls

Today, I started dating my crush. Turns out she's a living nightmare. FML

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You deserved it 2 723

ObsessedWithMe 13

Tuesday 4 September 2012 9:07

You're dating the dream woman of many men. Don't complain.

Liamj774 36

Tuesday 4 September 2012 9:03

She's a keeper?

Comments

cwlovell13 3

Thursday 13 September 2012 1:56

I think you, sir, are the loser. She is a total keeper!

cluis 3

Thursday 13 September 2012 16:10

That's ******* hilarious! Next time u yell out Optimus Prime just to mess w/her!!!

yenidewi 11

Saturday 15 September 2012 4:02

hahahhahahahhaha ....

rena1524 3

Saturday 15 September 2012 7:19

HOW DO YOU MISS THAT AFTER A YEAR AND A HALF?!?!?! you'd think you'd realize that she was crazy after a month or so

lilpsyco 16

Monday 17 September 2012 6:57

Is she hot

be4udie03 6

Friday 21 September 2012 4:56

Dude! Get into transformers and you'll love your gf so much more. Transformers are awesome. Plus they have have some pretty hot girls in those movies ;)