Very strange behavior

By Loserbot - 04/09/2012 01:02 - United States - Saint Petersburg

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Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. Right as she orgasmed, she screamed out Megatron's name. When I later confronted her about this, she said that she always had a crush on him and wanted to be queen of the Decepticons. I've been dating this lunatic for a year and half now. FML
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ObsessedWithMe 13

You're dating the dream woman of many men. Don't complain.

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DJP0N3 0

Inwouldint exacly call her a lunatic its just a fetosh everyone has one

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DCvRkey2012 7

I dont understand your sentence. Jumbled and misspelled words confuse me. Sorry

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Kingbreezy04 10

I think fetosh is some kind of disease but Idwouldntgugghy call it.

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CharlieS0ul 0

How is this an fml?

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ShadowLimelight 2

She's ******* awesome.

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nixophebia 5

You need to dump her and send me her number. She's too good for you. Signed, Starscream.

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MangaManiacNat 13

To be fair I think that makes her one of the best girls you could ever meet XD

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ohshitjens 5

I think that's kind of cute.

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iron_Boson14 2

I fail to see the issue here..

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Taybrian1 3

We're all allowed to have our quirks. I have fantasies about playing doctor with Ratchet. It's no different that guys wanting to bang Lara Croft, Sailor Moon, or Cheetara. It's not weird, it just shows creativity.

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