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Very strange behavior

By Loserbot - 04/09/2012 01:02 - United States - Saint Petersburg

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Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. Right as she orgasmed, she screamed out Megatron's name. When I later confronted her about this, she said that she always had a crush on him and wanted to be queen of the Decepticons. I've been dating this lunatic for a year and half now. FML
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ObsessedWithMe 13

You're dating the dream woman of many men. Don't complain.

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Khariau 8

A bit of madness has never harmed... At least she didn't scream her ex-boyfriend's name!

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SousapCody 6

You should just role play transformers. Tell her to turn your bumblebee into an Ironhide. And don't forget, "Autobots, pull out!".

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Abracadavre_fml 9

So, where's the FML part?

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bobslawnservice 16

As far as fetishes go this one is pretty minor. Could be worse, she could have something for Cleveland Steamers or something.

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RagingWill 17

Dunno what that is and I'm scared to google it.

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Kibaruto 33

Doesn't matter, had sex. With a decepticon. A female one. God I'm so sorry, I give you all permission to kill me.

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Miss_Lisaa 16

I prefere Bumblebee. That yellow.. Totally turn me on. *_*

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Check your car. It may be more than meets the eye. It also may be Megatron.

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