Very strange behavior

By Loserbot - 04/09/2012 01:02 - United States - Saint Petersburg

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Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. Right as she orgasmed, she screamed out Megatron's name. When I later confronted her about this, she said that she always had a crush on him and wanted to be queen of the Decepticons. I've been dating this lunatic for a year and half now. FML
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ObsessedWithMe 13

You're dating the dream woman of many men. Don't complain.

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Dnigz13 4

I don't think ide be mad, just a little dumbfounded lol and hey don't write her off just yet, if your into role playing things could get pretty....kinky? Haha

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AholeCop 11

Better Megatron the transformer than the NFL player.

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brian_b005 3

You should have just assumed she was giving you a nickname in bed.

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jonnied23 20

Hope she never meets Calvin Johnson

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twiztedone 19

Really!? Your mad about that?? Man, it could've been so much worse! I mean come on, at least she didn't call you your best friends name or hers. Hey at least she's not into Cosplay or furry!!

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charlieo88 3

I was going to say brother... but what 34 said.

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TurquoiseJesus 15

Cosplay can be awesome even if it's done wrong.

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godlike1 5

I don't see what is wrong with furries. A fetish is a fetish is a fetish is a fetish.

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KhaleesiKitten 14

the **** is wrong with cosplay or furries? We are some of the nicest people out there, just because the media portrays us as sex feinds who **** in fur suits doesn't mean all of us do. I'm a furry and don't find the sexual aspect to be my taste. it's Uninformed people like you who give us a bad rep with out getting to know us. and Cosplay, WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH BEING A COSPLAYER??

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DjeePee 24

Yes, alright, that's pretty weird. But in all honesty, OP, everyone has at least one pretty weird charasteristic. Instead of acting like a Jackass (seriously, you sound like you are doubting your relationship, all because of this?), you could be happy that she has a crush on a non-existing piece of metal, instead of on your... best friend, or someone like that.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

If you don't like the way she thinks and thinks she's a lunatic, why won't you leave her, or at least talk to her about how you feel instead of calling her a lunatic?

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cwalmye 9

It took you a year and a half to get her to ******?

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Dracoboxer357 35

40- Lmao, Forget the transformer fetish, if she really hadn't orgasmed in the 18 months before, that there is Truly the great travesty of this FML! (Somehow, I don't think that's exactly what he meant, but I'd rather go with it running!) :D

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