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Very strange behavior

By Loserbot - 04/09/2012 01:02 - United States - Saint Petersburg

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Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. Right as she orgasmed, she screamed out Megatron's name. When I later confronted her about this, she said that she always had a crush on him and wanted to be queen of the Decepticons. I've been dating this lunatic for a year and half now. FML
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ObsessedWithMe 13

You're dating the dream woman of many men. Don't complain.

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caitiebug1119 15

Dude, you're dating the dream woman of many men. Just play along and let her call you Megatron.

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rachilio 26

Ok don't complain. Men always complain about lunatic girls, but we're every OTHER mans dream and ******* awesome. So u should keep herS

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govan1107 1

You should dress up as megatron

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Ixi_the_pixie 11

Evil's hot. (lol quotes)

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missalice0306 19

You sound pretty damn boring if you think a chick like her is a lunatic

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fukmefreddy 4

i will take her off your hands if you want OP, F her life for being with the loser who doesn't like transformers...

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_wraith 15

You deserve it because you don't realize your girlfriend is awesome.

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hana238 0

At least it wasn't another guys name or girls :p

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Blurry_1 0

Dude your new nickname is megatron, I'd be proud.

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final_rest 3

That girl really wants Calvin's Johnson.

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