Very strange behavior

By Loserbot - 04/09/2012 01:02 - United States - Saint Petersburg

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Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. Right as she orgasmed, she screamed out Megatron's name. When I later confronted her about this, she said that she always had a crush on him and wanted to be queen of the Decepticons. I've been dating this lunatic for a year and half now. FML
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ObsessedWithMe 13

You're dating the dream woman of many men. Don't complain.

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MsKittyKatWeber 10

I totally love Optimus Prime. I really had a robo-crush on him when I was a kid. I wanted to be Queen of the Autobots. We could be nemeses :)

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kennaem1 11

That doesn't make her a lunatic. Quit being such a douche

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bethanybunny_fml 4

I fail to see how she's a lunatic. Then again, I'm attracted to Ryuk from Death Note.. =,= Perhaps we're both lunatics.

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stoptrying 9

Ryuk isn't a 50 foot tall robot.

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pittyfinny 4

Haha atleast she wasn't talkin bout Calvin johnson.....

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AtomicRebirth 11

What is wrong with you bro?! That's a dream girl right there!

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secretsmiles00 8

I think calling her a lunatic over that is going a little too far, you obviously like her or you wouldn't have stayed with her for over a year and a half FHL for having a boyfriend that would call her crazy over something like that.

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