Tell her you're Optimus prime and you'll beat that cooter like he did to megatron.

Hey, everybody has their kinks. On the plus side, if you got a voice changer and some sex toys you could probably rock her world.

role playing;) bowchikawaawaa

I guess you can nickname your little friend downstairs megatron.

Have u seen roostertooth transformers FOC this if not u should watch it, then this post becomes way funnier!

At least you don't ever have to worry about her cheating on you with Megatron? I used to have a crush on him, too, but then I discovered Starscream...

Nah, she's not a lunatic. Everyone has fantasies like that. It's more unusual that it's a animated robot but still... What you do is learn about Megatron's personality and capitalize on her fantasy. For example, the next time you want her to do something and she won't do it, yell out "DO AS I COMMAND!" in his voice. Maybe she will become aroused.

Honest and kinda funny? Nothing wrong with her, seems like you needa lighten up.

And this is why pre-marital sex is not always such a bad idea.

I'm legit crying right now. That shit is hilarious!