Vibe check: strong crystal mom energy

By me. - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, my girlfriend's response to my question about where our relationship was going was, "Let me check what my Celtic Runes have to say about it." FML
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Haha_oh_wait 4

It's better than checking what her alphabet soup has to say.

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ayooBrandon 12

fingers crossed it says "sex everyday"

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ninjuh_wingman 29

Shouldnt you be embracing a girl like this?

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Heeeerroin 5

You say "let me see what my penis has to say..." This is when you unzip your pants, but don't unbutton, and take it out of the wiener-hole of you're underwear and sayyyyyy!: "he's not responding to you. Neither am I."

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rattusrattus 18

RUNES ARE ******* GERMANIC, NOT CELTIC!!!!! Celts didn't write much down anyway - I don't think they even had an alphabet, and if they did, IT WOULDN'T BE RUNES! Does anyone know what the weregeld on nerdrage-induced nosebleeds is? Because OP's girlfriend owes me some.

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RedPillSucks 31

I'm not particular. I'll **** germans, celtics, ..., whatever...

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Grover217 0

there were no celtic runes. they did have an alphabet known as ogham, but there were Saxon, or english runes. probably a minor error based on ignorance

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perdix 29

You're going to have to wait til the NBA season starts again to get your answer, but you shouldn't be so cavalier about the situation. Bring on the thunder and the magic like a wizard, and make her see rockets and hear jazz. If you still can't make her feel the heat, you can always slip her a few bucks.

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RedPillSucks 31

Sorry, perdix, That sounds like a lot of Bull. (ok. I got nothing)

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keepmeonthedl 7

Haha that was very entertaining to me :) Thank you, Perdix.

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FYLDeep 25

That's why I leave all of my important decisions to groundhogs. They're great at predicting the future. They will let you if you've got an extra 6 weeks left in your relationship or not.

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bizarre_ftw 21

Irony ^ who gets it?

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KindaFunnyRight 8

RUN!!!!!!! And don't stop till you ran enough for a cool montage

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chulamami916 6

Umm...wow. Guess you just have to wait. GoodLuck.

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JinxosGirl87 0

Tell her that you need to check your horoscope to see if you should contact a medium who can tell you whether or not her answer is acceptable.

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YayFlameWarz 9

This is why I flip a coin on all my important descisions. Much more reliable.

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hedgehog80 0

Will you marry me? Her: ummmmm.... Let me ask the runes.

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