Violence is rarely the answer

By anon - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Spencer

Today, I found out that my crush of a few years likes me. How? Her boyfriend told me, followed by a punch in the face. FML
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geekpower_fml 28

Keep an eye out for when they break up, I guess? If they do?

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geekpower_fml 28

Keep an eye out for when they break up, I guess? If they do?

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Rkikkas9713 25

Eye would say to tell your crush what her boyfriend did. That'll definitely cause some issues if you want to break them up. He seems like a bad enough guy.

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THE_GLOW_CLOUD 9

#3 True. He needs to make her realize that she deserves better than that paranoid, aggressive asshat.

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thawny_fml 21

New plan. Charge him with assault and then when he's put away, take his girl.

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The_ghetto_mango 25

Well, they might break up.......... There is hope

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brainymes 30

Cause that's DEFINITELY within your control, some people smh

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TripleATeam 13

Which means she told her boyfriend. Possible break up incoming! You've got a chance, OP!

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NORCO4LIFE 3

even if they don't break up, go for it. Be the gentleman that he obviously isn't.

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Zebediabolical 39

I think you may be a little confused as to what a gentleman is.

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Mathalamus 24

pretty sure the boyfriend doesn't have the right to punch you like that. or do anything about it at all. its a crush. nothing more. he is supposed to trust his girlfriend to do the right thing, such as ignore it, or she breaks up, and then hooks up with her crush, in that order.

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