Violence is rarely the answer

By anon - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Spencer

Today, I found out that my crush of a few years likes me. How? Her boyfriend told me, followed by a punch in the face. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 027
You deserved it 1 971
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geekpower_fml 28

Keep an eye out for when they break up, I guess? If they do?

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BiGTiMeNeRD 29

Well, I guess now you have to sleep with her.

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nickie_94 18

Ohh right because you deserve ALL the blame for that -__-

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Pippity_Popp 3

At least she likes u and he sounds like a jerk. Maybe they'll break up

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Vaati101 13

How is this a FML? The person you like, likes you. Your life sucks because you got punched? .-.

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disasterlydeed 26

Something tells me they'll break up soon based on this. Looks like this might be your chance, op! And hope your face feels better soon!

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KobeLebroJordan 17

Eye for an eye. He punches you, you take his girl.

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schreibergx93 19

Sorry you had to endure that OP..... It seems you didn't do anything to provoke it :/

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Vzo 1

Dude you got this in the bank now. Tell her you can't believe she is with someone so aggressive and say dump that douche I'll treat you better. He is probably insecure about their relationship so you could defiantly break them up by telling that girl how you feel.

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