Fight, Public freakouts and Love: Violence is rarely the answer

Violence is rarely the answer

By anon - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Spencer

Today, I found out that my crush of a few years likes me. How? Her boyfriend told me, followed by a punch in the face. FML

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geekpower_fml 28

Monday 11 January 2016 23:23

Keep an eye out for when they break up, I guess? If they do?

Dick_diamond 22

Monday 11 January 2016 23:23

At least she likes you!! There's hope..

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shubhamsia 6

Tuesday 12 January 2016 12:02

a punch for an old crush... doesnt sound like a bad deal.

deathshead 19

Tuesday 12 January 2016 12:54

wait, dont you still win?

Cowbone94 4

Tuesday 12 January 2016 13:45

Dude who cares she like you!

NYGiants1925 22

Tuesday 12 January 2016 14:50

Congrats?

JKPwnage 27

Tuesday 12 January 2016 16:25

Because its totally your fault that someone's boyfriend likes you.

JackD311 5

Tuesday 12 January 2016 19:53

If that's not a great day I don't know what is

amccaul1976 8

Tuesday 12 January 2016 20:02

if you're going to pay the price you might as well do the crime. Go get her.

CookieCat327 9

Tuesday 12 January 2016 22:43

At least she's available now!

TAntobella 14

Wednesday 13 January 2016 0:55

Fantastic!! Now go get her/him!!!!

josh7279 7

Wednesday 13 January 2016 1:52

Think of it as the first punch you took for her. Just keep going you're almost there!

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