Fight, Public freakouts and Love: Violence is rarely the answer

tiny dick alert for that guy. Who punches another guy just because his girlfriend likes him. Guess what, punching other guys and being a jealous asshole ain't exactly winning you bonus points.

Kidd_Ant 18

Wednesday 13 January 2016 23:23

You didn't swing back? Well I'd understand if he's the buff dickface dude that he sounds like.

Vhavoc11 19

Wednesday 13 January 2016 23:25

Krav Maga. It'll change your life.

tamesenicole 27

Wednesday 13 January 2016 23:27

Wait so the girl likes you OP?

mas12806 24

Thursday 14 January 2016 1:04

So in his eyes, I guess you're responsible for HER feelings. #punch

nuckibug 4

Monday 18 January 2016 10:54

did you punch her back?

Dankmemes100 3

Tuesday 19 January 2016 4:44

well hey when they break up u can just slide right in

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Today, a blowjob from my fiancée turned into exchanged oral, which turned into mutual masturbation while watching porn, which then turned into me being kicked out of the room because it was "weird" with me watching. FML

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Today, at work, I heard a weird sound coming from the ceiling. As I looked up to see what it was, a huge splash of water hit me in the face. I called mall maintenance to let them know. They told me they already knew about the leak… from the sewage line. FML

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Today, I suddenly awoke on the couch in the dark early-morning hours to the pungent odor of something burning. I ran all throughout the house looking for a fire but there was no sign of it. Exhausted, I crashed back down on the couch and let one rip. It had been me. FML

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Today, my Apple Watch notified me that my long-term exposure to loud noises may be dangerous to my hearing. I’ve been crying since my SO left. FML

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Today, I’m living out of a suitcase this week, so that my ex-boyfriend, who moved across the country and was going to stay with me for a little while, can quarantine in my house with his girlfriend, who I requested wasn’t in my house in the first place. They didn’t ask, just decided while I wasn’t home that it was okay. FML

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Today, I found the Instagram account belonging to the guy I've been seeing. That's how I found out he's one of those nitwit asshole Proud Boys. FML

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Today, I wore my new Brazilian thong bikini to the pool for the first time. I was lying face down feeling so sexy, until flies started buzzing my butt. FML

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Today, I had a nervous breakdown. My life has been going down the drain and I called my boyfriend for comfort. I was crying my eyes out, finally getting everything off of my chest that has been bothering me. I thought it was quiet because he was listening closely. I was wrong. He fell asleep. FML

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