Kids, Poopoo peepee and Health: Volcanic

Volcanic

By poopshooter101 - 30/06/2009 11:53 - United States

Today, I was at Walmart when my stomach began to hurt. I quickly waddled to the restroom in pain. As soon as I got in the stall, a huge crap exploded out of me. The child in the stall next to me started crying. When her mom asked what was wrong, she said that I'd "killed her nose." FML

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You deserved it 9 343

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By Anonymous - 06/05/2009 19:17 - United States

Today, I had some pretty bad stomach pain, so I went to the bathroom. After a few minutes, two girls walked in, taking stalls next to me. That's when my farts began to get very large and explosive. Not only did they break into laughter, they waited for me to come out. FML

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You deserved it 5 202

By Anonymous - 08/06/2014 02:34 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I went to the restroom to pee. A loud fart exploded out of my ass and echoed in the toilet bowl. I could practically feel my face on fire when I saw the horrified look on a little girl's face as I walked out. FML

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You deserved it 6 688

By oops - 04/03/2016 21:28 - United States - Mankato

Today, I accidentally farted while shopping. There was an awkward silence followed by a god-awful stink and a lady's little girl bursting into tears. FML

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You deserved it 3 420

Freakout

By Anonymous - 20/03/2015 16:56 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I had to take a dump at work. I walked into the bathroom and opened a stall, only to find what I can only describe as a fecal crime scene. It was like a turd had exploded mid-air. It was so vile, my anxiety kicked in and I broke down into a sobbing panic attack. FML

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You deserved it 3 657

Not now, Kelsey

By Amy - 01/04/2011 01:46 - United States

Today, after a huge row with my best friend at school, I hid myself away in the bathroom and quietly sobbed to myself. A kid loudly busted into the stall next to me and took a minute-long shit that sounded like a hailstorm of bullets. The putrid stench made me retch and violently throw up everywhere. FML

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You deserved it 7 257

Amplified

By Anonymous - 01/09/2010 23:04 - United States

Today, I was at the grocery store with my five year-old son when I had to go to the bathroom. After doing my business and we started walking out of the bathroom, my son loudly announced to the whole store, "Mommy has diarrhea!" FML

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You deserved it 4 373

Take a break

By Anonymous - 04/05/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, I really had to take a shit. My coworker had gone on lunch break and I was alone in the shop. There were no customers, so to the can I went. Cue a long series of loud wet farts and splashes, followed by the flush. I emerged to see the horrified face of some old lady and her grandson who'd heard everything. FML

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You deserved it 114

By Anonymous - 19/07/2014 17:39 - United States - Cape Coral

Today, I was at the local grocery store. I've had really bad gas lately, and I accidentally let one go while standing in line. The woman behind me thought it was her kid, and smacked him for farting in public. FML

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You deserved it 41 812

By EmbarrassedGirlfriend101 - 17/08/2011 16:40 - United States

Today, while at my boyfriend's house, my stomach began to hurt really badly, so I excused myself to take a shit. I let it all out. Later on, his dad went to the bathroom and yelled, "Goddamn son, what the hell did you do in here?!" FML

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You deserved it 7 527

Mambo number 6

By n/a - 25/11/2009 07:36 - United States

Today, I was working at a children's play centre, and my stomach was twisting and turning. Thinking no one was around, I let out a small fart, only to turn and see a little girl running to her mom, yelling, "Mommy! Mommy! That lady just farted and it sounded like daddy!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 125

You deserved it 27 545

Glam_fml 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 20:15

Eh, she'll get over it. I am sure her shit stinks too.

Outpail 1

Tuesday 30 June 2009 20:18

That's the most awesome thing I've read all day.

Comments

irishkid25 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 21:21

ydi for going to walmart

redbluegreen 40

Tuesday 30 June 2009 21:46

I knew someone was going to say this! Haha. I love it.

lastminuteperm 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 21:23

Everybody takes shit. At least you got it out of you so you didn't have cramps and a stomach ake for the rest of the day. But what a spolied brat.

btuwo 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 21:30

its just a kid.. im annoyed with these fml's when u either offended a little kid, or a kid insults u.. they are just kids some get really emotional, and some are very very mean, its nothing to do with how bad or good ur life is.

ISeeStarsBitchh 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 21:34

"Impossible. Women dont shit." Ive heard someone say this before xD Lol this fml is hillarious though.....

kira1kira 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 21:53

imagine her mom got mad

soccerboy101 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 22:02

What the ****? That's not an FML Your shit smells you'll live. It's not like the girls shit didn't smell

riku3220 2

Tuesday 30 June 2009 22:16

An FML doesn't have to be life altering to be an FML...

wrengirl 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 22:15

Sounds like it could be lactose intolerance or celiac, both of which are food-related issues that definitely result in OH MY GOD THE APOCALYPSE IS SUDDENLY COMING OUT MY BUTT with accompanying stench of decay. Talk to your doctor, because there could be much worse FML situations to come...