Love, Drunk and Miscellaneous: Wait for the hangover

Wait for the hangover

By Carpet cleaner - 21/02/2012 02:15 - Canada

Today, my husband came home late from drinking with his buddies, only to toss and turn and keep me up for an hour. He then sat up and didn't move for a few minutes. I sat up to see what was wrong, only to see him pissing on the carpet beside our bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2020 02:04

Today, my husband woke up, tried walking to the bathroom, fell down, got back up and started peeing on the carpet. I’ve never seen him this drunk before. FML

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By Anonymousse - 13/11/2015 12:34 - United Kingdom - Pontypridd

Today, my roommate came home after a night of heavy drinking and started urinating on my bed. When I confronted him, he just slurred, "Sorry, thought it was my bed." FML

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By gp28 - 18/02/2010 20:08 - United States

Today, I woke up to hear my boyfriend drunkenly crashing around in the living room, after peeing in an ashtray because he thought it was a urinal. FML

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By ....ew - 05/04/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, after a short trip out of town, I came back late at night to the yard clean, the house swept and mopped, all the laundry done, and my son asleep. I was thrilled with my boyfriend, until I found him passed out, covered in spilled beer and piss. FML

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Giving

By nt121511 - 03/08/2016 22:40

Today, I woke up after a long night of taking care of my drunken husband. I guess I should feel lucky I don't have a generic, "He wet the bed in his sleep" story, and instead have a unique, "He got out of bed and peed on me" story. FML

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Completely wet

By Anonymous - 27/02/2020 20:00

Today, I was drinking too much and I have to pee constantly, so I went to bed without my girlfriend. Hours later she woke me up wanting sex, but she realized that I pissed the bed. FML

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Great seeing you again

By Kristin - 03/01/2011 04:14 - United States

Today, my husband's old fraternity brother came to visit. He fell out of his car, puked, then passed out drunk in our driveway. We got him to the bathroom, where he fell asleep. He woke up at 4am, wandered around the house naked, pooped in my trash can, then passed out again. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2010 07:08 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend got so drunk that he was sick in the taxi, sick on me, then sick on himself when he was sitting on the toilet. What's more, I can't get into bed because he's been sick all over my half of the bed. So I'm sleeping on the sofa tonight. FML

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By Amy (grossed out) - 27/04/2014 13:43 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, my long-distance boyfriend got extremely drunk and insisted that we left the Skype call on all night so it was like I was there with him. I woke up to the sound of him vomiting loudly at 3am. FML

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By hnickell93 - 09/10/2012 01:55 - United States - Visalia

Today, I was consoling my drunk husband as he violently emptied his stomach contents into our toilet. One particular retch made me nauseous, and I vomited all down his back, causing him to turn his head and vomit all over the wall. I got to clean it all up. FML

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kiran_fml 5

Tuesday 21 February 2012 8:25

You must've been pissed.

bettyc4 26

Tuesday 21 February 2012 8:25

For better or worse

Comments

urbanfan74 2

Tuesday 21 February 2012 16:36

I'd beat his drunk ass!

SoultheWolf 19

Tuesday 21 February 2012 17:18

I really hope you beat his drunk ass and made him clean it up.

melancholic88 2

Tuesday 21 February 2012 17:25

men love to mess up and let their wife clean it up. unfair. they should at least help or just clean up their own

jerry2011 4

Tuesday 21 February 2012 17:50

See the bright side..... At least he didn't wet the bed...

goodgood_fml 5

Tuesday 21 February 2012 18:32

Try to have a talk with him when he's sober. Maybe he'll slow down. If not, you can always video record him and play it back. If he's got kids or any pride, he might see it as disgusting and slack up a bit.

hateevryone 14

Tuesday 21 February 2012 19:45

put him on the couch.

HannahWho 8

Tuesday 21 February 2012 19:52

It might just be me, but I love how women/men are always complaining about the state of their relationship and how they can't stand when people do X behavior. I don't think the going out and drinking thing is new, if you didn't speak up before and let him know that you don't like that behavior then now is the time to speak up. You can't forbid him from drinking but you can let him know that you do not appreciate the behavior and if he continues/wants to come home drunk, he can sleep on the couch so he does not wake you up.

izzy85554 0

Tuesday 21 February 2012 20:00

Lol sucks to be you!!!!

nightowl713 25

Tuesday 21 February 2012 20:57

I had a similar situation with my husband a few years ago. He had went to bed stupid drunk, and I woke up seeing him leaning one arm against a wall and peeing into a laundry basket. Luckily it wasn't a regular occurrence, good luck op!