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By published_anthropologist - 23/07/2009 06:13 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of eight years explained to me that the Egyptian pyramids were built by aliens from Mars. I have a B.S. in Biology and an M.S. in Anthropology, and I'm working on my Ph.D. She thinks I'm an irrational idiot for telling her she's wrong. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2016 11:49 - Australia

Today, I found out that one of my colleagues believes that aliens built the pyramids. No amount of logical reasoning or evidence has had any effect on his argument of, "but you can't prove they didn't." FML

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Today, I found out that the girl I've fallen in love with is a "young-earth/dinosaurs-lived-with-humans" crackpot. FML

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By Dave - 10/09/2009 13:37 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years told me that I was part of an experiment for her Sociology doctorate. I also learned that the notebooks she's been writing in for the past three years aren't for her "doctorate in literature" as she had told me, they were notes on my behavior for the past 3 years. FML

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By astroloser - 07/03/2009 16:10 - Philippines

Today, I went to my guidance counselor and told her how I'd been fascinated with space since I was 12, had read about the universe and everything, and how I want to be an astrologist when I grow up. She stared at me for a second, before saying, "But you're... stupid." FML

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By blueglover - 27/03/2012 07:40 - United States - Perris

Today, I made a new friend. He seemed pretty cool, until we came to the topic of religion and the ancient alien theory. I'm seemingly now friends with a guy who thinks alien Jesus raped an Earth woman, and we're the resulting cross-breed. FML

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By Dumbfounded - 08/08/2012 23:03 - United States - Padre Island Ntl Seashor

Today, my wife yelled at me for admitting I take my wedding ring off at work. I explained that I work in a chemistry lab and don't want to damage it. She laughed and said, "Oh please, that chemistry stuff is nonsense anyway." All while reading her horoscope. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2012 00:56 - United Kingdom - March

Today, my girlfriend tried to convince me that she never takes dumps. I told her that as long as she eats, it's a biological impossibility, but she seems to have genuinely deluded herself into thinking it's true, purely because she is a girl. FML

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By James - 26/08/2011 18:29 - Canada

Today, I got into a heated argument with my mom, because apparently I'm an idiot for not sharing her belief that chickens are mammals. She has a university degree in this stuff. FML

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takemedown 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 16:04

Why would ANYONE think the pyramids were built by aliens from Mars?

starflake 3

Thursday 23 July 2009 16:04

I have a feeling your girlfriend has been watching too much Stargate..

Comments

Leaders_R_Crooks 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 19:39

I don't know what your college history has to do with a ancient mystery that will never be proven. how about opening your mind?

drimpossible 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 19:53

Hmm. You are correct. History is about knowing stuff for which there is reliable evidence, not believing things for which there is none. Being credulous is not a gift, it is an affliction

lobby0ne 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 19:44

******* Stargate moment! lol

PAH108 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 19:51

A bunch of anthropologists should gather in Egypt and build a few big pyramids with levers and ramps or whatever with no outside help just to show how it was done. If they can't do it, then they can stopt being so proud of their pretend science.

drimpossible 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 19:55

Actually, the same argument was used about stonehenge. So recently, archaeologists did move the massive rocks using the technology that would have been available at the time

Snommelp 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 21:12

Really? Awesome... I wish I could have been in on that little undertaking. I'll have to keep my eyes and ears open for news of the recreation of the Roman roads, I guess. There has to be somebody out there who doesn't believe the Romans built those roads, right? So perfectly straight... or how about the aqueducts?

kaleid0scopeEyes 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 21:58

yeah because "a few anthropologists" can accomplish in a few months what thousands of slaves were ordered and forced to do for decades...thats like saying "find a few construction workers and if they cant build another Statue of Liberty in 2 months, aliens must have gave it to us"

drimpossible 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 19:59

If they are secret, how do *you* know about them?

guttural 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 20:02

lol. How is your life ****** because of this? It just seems like a minor annoyance, if anything.

tarheel22893 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 20:11

its plain and simple... your girlfriend is retarded

fyourlife33 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 20:12

the op must have not seen the movie how sad

Starrinmovies 4

Thursday 23 July 2009 20:19

oh wow she's retarded

Fibericon 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 20:24

I'm confused about this. Why would an educated individual date her?

meniacle19 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 20:26

my ex swears that the washington monument was a gift from the egyptians and that they flew it over in their "flying machines" even her mom subscribes to these ridiculous ideas. but she'l believe any conspiracy theory or wack idea she reads on the internet. but she was so hot it made up for it. just kinda zoned out when she would talk about it lol.