Relatable, Awkward, Dating, First Dates and Love: Wait, what?

Wait, what?

By Anonymous - 19/12/2012 01:49 - United States

Today, I was out on a dinner date when suddenly a girl walks up to us and says to my date, "Girl, you can do so much better." Hearing this, my date looks at me, nods, gets up and walks off. I still had to pay for everything. FML

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By steak through the heart - 18/11/2014 18:57 - United States - El Monte

Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML

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By beta - 08/01/2019 12:00

Today, my date unexpectedly brought her friend to dinner with us. They seemed bored of me after ten minutes and left me out of their conversation for the rest of the night. Oh, and they made me pay for both of them. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2014 18:12 - Australia

Today, I went on a date. After we finished our meal, I had to use the bathroom really bad. When I said so, my date totally lost it and accused me of planning on climbing out a window and ditching her. "Fuck that and fuck you!" she said, then stormed out, leaving me with the bill. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2024 15:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a date that went well, until the bill came and she quickly shoved it in my direction, then went to the loo. Rude, but I thought nothing of it… until our waiter took pity and told me I’m the fourth guy she’s had this week who'd been made to pay for her. I paid half, then went home. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2014 18:46 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I went on a date with a girl my friend set me up with. I thought we got along great, until after dessert, when I asked if she'd be interested in doing this again. She just said, "Nahhh" then got up and casually left, stiffing me on the bill. FML

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By anonymous - 19/11/2016 18:35 - Canada - New Westminster

Today, I was eating lunch on my first date with a really pretty girl, when my ex shows up at the same restaurant and starts telling her how bad of a boyfriend I was. My date left. FML

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By well okay then - 20/05/2013 16:02 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I was going on a blind date with a girl. She walked up to the table, said "Nah, no thanks" and left. FML

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By j4 - 19/12/2014 23:27 - United Kingdom

Today, my date mugged me, just minutes after I paid our bill at the restaurant. FML

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By OhDear - 24/02/2011 20:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed to be quite the gentleman. I was proven wrong when he told me to "shut it" during dinner, stiffed me on the bill, and then left me at the restaurant so he could get his own taxi home. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/06/2024 23:00 - United Kingdom

Today, when my date realised I have a daughter, her actual response was, "Ew." She then got up from our table and went and sat at the bar. By the time I paid my half (and only my half) of the bill, she was already glommed onto another guy at the bar with her hand on his thigh. FML

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DerrickJames 33

Wednesday 19 December 2012 9:54

Boy, you can do much better than her.

facepalmtoomuch 8

Wednesday 19 December 2012 9:55

She probably texted her friend to come and say that for her so she could go home and watch the season finale of Dexter.

Comments

takoon51 6

Monday 24 December 2012 2:09

dude I saw tha happen at this thai restaurant a few days ago in Manhattan kansas.... but the dude flipped the table was that you ?

pantherpride98 10

Monday 24 December 2012 2:40

Aww how sad :( I'm so sorry

FreePenny 1

Saturday 12 January 2013 20:32

Isn't that girl rude.....

SweetHeart2756 3

Thursday 20 June 2013 9:23

I hate to say but dude you got set-up.. And hey somebody who does that is probably an awful person anyways right?

jweb1434 6

Tuesday 24 December 2013 21:34

I would have said excuse me bitch, you forgot to pay your bill

dachayke 16

Saturday 28 December 2013 19:32

What a bitch!

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 30 January 2014 17:48

Well if she said that to take him from you there is not a bigger bitch move that can be...

halfawannabe 14

Saturday 17 December 2016 22:23

Wow, that's really rough. With my self esteem issues I don't know what I would do after that.

maserle 8

Thursday 17 October 2019 15:14

what a bitch(s)

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