Relatable, Awkward, Dating, First Dates and Love: Wait, what?

Wait, what?

By Anonymous - 19/12/2012 01:49 - United States

Today, I was out on a dinner date when suddenly a girl walks up to us and says to my date, "Girl, you can do so much better." Hearing this, my date looks at me, nods, gets up and walks off. I still had to pay for everything. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2014 18:46 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I went on a date with a girl my friend set me up with. I thought we got along great, until after dessert, when I asked if she'd be interested in doing this again. She just said, "Nahhh" then got up and casually left, stiffing me on the bill. FML

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By anonymous - 19/11/2016 18:35 - Canada - New Westminster

Today, I was eating lunch on my first date with a really pretty girl, when my ex shows up at the same restaurant and starts telling her how bad of a boyfriend I was. My date left. FML

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By well okay then - 20/05/2013 16:02 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I was going on a blind date with a girl. She walked up to the table, said "Nah, no thanks" and left. FML

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By j4 - 19/12/2014 23:27 - United Kingdom

Today, my date mugged me, just minutes after I paid our bill at the restaurant. FML

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By OhDear - 24/02/2011 20:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed to be quite the gentleman. I was proven wrong when he told me to "shut it" during dinner, stiffed me on the bill, and then left me at the restaurant so he could get his own taxi home. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/06/2024 23:00 - United Kingdom

Today, when my date realised I have a daughter, her actual response was, "Ew." She then got up from our table and went and sat at the bar. By the time I paid my half (and only my half) of the bill, she was already glommed onto another guy at the bar with her hand on his thigh. FML

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DerrickJames 33

Wednesday 19 December 2012 9:54

Boy, you can do much better than her.

facepalmtoomuch 8

Wednesday 19 December 2012 9:55

She probably texted her friend to come and say that for her so she could go home and watch the season finale of Dexter.

Comments

fsomelife 26

Wednesday 19 December 2012 11:53

Don't take the opinion of someone so shallow seriously.

anabelgraceaxton_fml 15

Wednesday 19 December 2012 11:55

If it makes you feel any better, you can do so much better than her.

SoylentCandycorn 10

Wednesday 19 December 2012 12:06

"Girl you can do so much better" Actually both of them should be grateful for anyone wanting to take them out for dinner, because they are both human garbage. Hope the muscled douchebags they end up with end letting themselves go massively.

coach25 5

Wednesday 19 December 2012 12:13

You should have stood up and yelled that she was going to rob the restaraunt. You don't pay bill she gets detained!

seandoc 13

Wednesday 19 December 2012 12:59

Leftovers tomorrow!

mega20913 8

Wednesday 19 December 2012 13:02

if they were already on a date, then she must have had at least some interest in OP.. and why would she listen to a total stranger who knows neither one of them

FredF 4

Wednesday 19 December 2012 13:08

That's her trick! She dates several guys, gets a free meal and stages this to get out of it without paying!

challan 19

Wednesday 19 December 2012 13:22

There is no excuse for that kind of behavior, but I'm wondering... What in the world was going on to make someone come over and say that in the first place? I'm wondering if you were being an obnoxious ass to the waitress and flicking your boogies at your date.

TrinityisLife 22

Wednesday 19 December 2012 13:51

While I think it sucks she did that to the OP, I have to ask on the statement of paying for the meal. I would assume that since they were on a date, the OP was going to have to pay anyways.

perdix 29

Wednesday 19 December 2012 14:22

Aw, you were "that" close to a pity **** when that other girl came up and knocked some sense into her! Curses! Foiled, again! By the way, you're a dude, you should have been prepared to pay for the whole meal anyways, especially with a girl who is out of your league.