Wakey wakey
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Saint Petersburg
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Saint Petersburg
The comments are more funny than the actual FML -_-. Water all over your head, and **** your life? (Consuela voice): No..... no.
It apparently worked...due to the post...and you're a step ahead all you have to do know is add a little shampoo...
I think this is an FML because... emptying a water bottle on someone? Seriously? I'd expect this to be a younger sibling doing it to an older one, not a parent to their kid. Also, people should note that OP never said they ALWAYS got up late. This could be the first time it's happened. None of us know.
Why are these things in quotes? Are you implying that that's a ridiculous reason to wake you up? Because like... it isn't.
You DO need to go to school. You need to learn the correct way to use quotation marks. If I said my four-year-old "helped" me make dinner it's implying that he did NOT really help.
suck it up and get up its not the job of parents to get you kids up these days if you have all the technology and want to party and hang all the time be responsible other wise stfu
um, to those of you giving advice on the use of quotation marks, there is another use other than implying irony. quotation marks are also used to show that something is a direct quotation.... (note the ellipses here is being used to indicate my voice trailing off, indicating irony, and not the traditional use indicating something has been elided)
If OP was using the quotation marks to quote his father, he still did it wrong by not putting the quotation marks around the entire passage.
Won't sleep late again? Actually being late is a terrible habit and shows complete disrespect. Doubt that you are late in meeting your friends for fun stuff. If you are you most likely have the rep of a "he may show up late" dickwad. And it will also get you fired from a job pretty quickly too. Good lesson learned.
I'm really not seeing what's so bad about this. My mum throws cats at me to wake me up. Water is unpleasant sure but I bet it did the trick. Your life isn't ******. Get up for school next time.
I don't get it. I also don't think you understand how to use quotation marks.
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Wow what a world where some kid being lazy warrants a FML. I think the dad should post "my kid never gets up in the morning for school, he's always late. I've resulted to using water bottles" now I'm a bad guy because I don't want my kid to be a lazy bum, FML"
would be even more funny had this been on a Sunday.