Wakey wakey
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Saint Petersburg
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Has it not occurred to anyone that maybe OP DOESN'T have school and that's why he/she put those things in quotations and that the dad is possibly just being a dick? Granted, if OP did have school, he/she's just being overdramatic then, but it still wasn't necessary of the dad.
Yeah it occurred to me, but this was a poorly written FML. If it wasn't the right time or day, it should have been explained.
I definitely don't disagree that it was poorly written whatsoever. But I had to think that there has to be something up, otherwise OP wouldn't be as upset about it. Still, as you said, OP should have elaborated more, and it sure looked like he/she had more space to write.
Vodka, right? Kids today...
We need more details was it a weekend a day-off?
How did this one even make it, it's not even funny.
My mom used to flick water at me in the morning to get me up. SO annoying. Hope that doesn't turn into an every day occurrence for you OP. Good luck!
peanutfoo
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That really sucks. I'm so sorry OP!
This FML isn't really bad, it sounds more like bitching that your dad wants to wake your ass up. Here's a tip, wake up on your own. Still don't see why this got through as an FML unless you had some sort of allergic reaction to water...some people do.
JTVFML
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you deserve that Hahah I want to do that to my sister all the time
How is this an FML?
I don't get how this is an FML. Your wet for about 15 minutes.
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Wow what a world where some kid being lazy warrants a FML. I think the dad should post "my kid never gets up in the morning for school, he's always late. I've resulted to using water bottles" now I'm a bad guy because I don't want my kid to be a lazy bum, FML"
would be even more funny had this been on a Sunday.